Synopsis: Les, a small-time celebrity photographer desperate to make it big, befriends Toby, a homeless young man with no direction except a vague desire to become an actor. When by chance Toby becomes romantically involved with K'Harma Leeds, the hottest pop star of the moment, Les grows jealous and plots revenge.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Tom DiCillo
Production: Peace Arch Films
  5 wins & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
107 min

That guy's like a musical genius.

Got the black and white first

then I switched to color before he

had time to put on his fuckin' hat.

How many shots you see

of Elvis Costello without his hat?

That's a rarity.


Hey! Don't touch that, man.

What are you doing?

That's a collector's item.

Oh, Christ.

I'm sorry.


That's your covers.

Like I said, this ain't a hotel.

This is perfect, man.

Thank you. I really appreciate it.

What're you, homeless or what?

I'm moving around right now.

Think I could be an actor.

I'm trying to be an actor.

Well, Toby,

the most important thing

- I can say to you right now...

- Yeah?

Don't touch anything.

- Buenos noches.

- Yeah, good night.

Hey! what are you doing?

Hey, man.

I fixed your bike.

The chain fell off.

Why's it so hot in here?

I got your radiator working.

The valve was stuck.

It was painted shut. It was kind

of a bitch. But I got it open.

And I took a shower.

I hope you don't mind.

I unclogged your drain.

The water's draining good now.

What the f*ck

are you talking about, man?


You think I'm going

to pay you for this shit?!

No, man, I'm just

returning the favor.

I'm going to get out of here.

I'll see you around.

- See you.

- Thanks.

I was wondering do you ever need

anybody to like help out or?


You wouldn't have to pay me it would

just be like free or whatever.

Well, what is it?

What's what?

Is it for free or is it whatever?


Totally for free, man.

This room is off limits

unless I'm here.

- Alright?

- Okay.

Rule number one...

no looky, no touchy.

This is the nerve center

of my business

and I don't want you screwing it up

by playing solitaire

or jerkin' off on the internet.

No problem.

"Go with The Flow." That's

pretty funny, with the mouse...

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Tom DiCillo

Thomas A. "Tom" DiCillo (born August 14, 1953) is an American film director, screenwriter and cinematographer. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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