Defending Your Life Page #2

...and take a tram downtown

and come see me this morning.

Do you know what's going on?

No.

In a nutshell, you're here

to defend your life. And I'll help you.

Defend my life?

Soon, you'll be smarter than anyone

you've ever met.

Sound exciting?

I guess.

It is, believe me.

Did you eat breakfast yet?

No.

I've got good news for you.

It's not only the best food you'll ever have,

but you can eat all you want.

I can what?

As long as you're here, you can eat

all you want. You won't gain weight.

So pig-out. Eat 30 hotcakes.

I'll see you at 11:00.

Eat all I want?

Eat everything. Take care.

I've loved you from the day I met you.

When did you meet me?

Do you remember?

Don't do this to me.

Of course, I remember.

What's my middle name?

-You never told me.

-It's the first thing I told you.

In which life?

In which life?

That's it, Lenore. You tried,

and you failed. The game is over for you.

Stay here and someone

will come and get you.

Stu, the decision is yours.

Do you want to stop here,

or face your fear?

I'll face the fear.

He's facing his fear!

You might just get a hole in one.

Want to eat a lot?

Ted's House of Buffet says you can have

everything you see, plus more.

Our chefs will cook it, but they won't look.

Like to horseback ride?

Judgment Stables, open till sunset,

welcomes you.

If your trial's through early,

come ride with us.

Good morning.

Good morning.

"Take the eggs, I pray thee."

What's good here?

Everything is sensational.

-How's the cheese omelet?

-Sensational.

-I'll take it and some orange juice.

-I'll be right back.

Was this made for somebody else?

No, just for you.

That fast?

Fast and delicious. Eat all you want.

-Delicious.

-That's nice.

A red tram is leaving right now

that will get you into town by 11:00.

To make sure you're on time,

you should leave now.

These are the best eggs I ever had.

Of course.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

to the lnner City Transport System.

Please remain seated

until the tram comes to a full stop.

Never exit the tram once it's moving...

...because of the electronic field

surrounding the moving vehicle.

So young. AIDS?

Car accident.

Oh, my God!

-But you feel okay now, don't you?

-Yes, I do.

Me, too.

Isn't it amazing? ls this what you thought

it would be? I certainly didn't.

I don't know what it is yet. Do you?

No, I guess I don't.

You make me think of my little poodle.

Do you have a dog?

I did have a dog.

I'll tell you about my dog.

I had a little...

-Have you got a while?

-Yeah, go ahead.

They let us on the train in those days.

We didn't have to put him in baggage.

Every time the conductor came around,

he knew it.

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