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gonna make a movie.

You ready?

Really?

It's a little early

for porn, isn't it?

Yeah, right.

Actually in our industry,

the early worm catches the

bird, if you get my drift.

Very clever.

All right. Hop in.

Back here?

Yeah.

- So, this is where

the magic happens?

Yeah, watch out for stains.

All right, introductions.

This here is my boy John.

I got him doing

double duty today.

He's going to be

driving and f***ing,

'cause you're an extra

body, and an artist

needs his space to work.

'Sup, man?

'Sup, man.

So, you really do this at 10 AM?

God damn right.

- All right, Johnny-boy,

start the engine.

These hoes ain't

gonna come to us.

All right.

Woo! Yeah

baby, let's do it!

- So, gentlemen, how

does this usually work?

We just drive around

until we find a cute girl

who wants to have sex

in the back of a van

at 10 in the morning?

Well, yeah, pretty much,

and I'm ready to

get my dick wet.

- I'd rather you

not do that, man.

- Oh, what, you

don't like it either?

What's the story behind that?

- Well, the story is I'm

interviewing you, so.

- Lighten up, buddy,

it's just a camera.

You want and interview or not?

- I think you need me

more than I need you.

- I didn't know this

was a pissing contest.

You're making it one.

Really?

Well, how far did you fly

to be here with us, Mark?

- I've flown a lot

further than this, Steve.

I though it

wasn't a pissing contest.

Look.

This interview can

go two ways, right?

Either you give me full

access, we have some fun,

I write a nice article, and

your company gets more exposure,

or...

we do the opposite.

My publisher talked

to your company.

Money might have exchanged

hands, it doesn't matter,

either way, I'm here

because you guys wanted

more publicity, right?

So if it's gonna be a no,

I'd rather know now,

before I have to see

your boy John naked.

- Oh, you want to

see John naked.

My dick is magnificent.

- It's up to you, man,

what do you think?

All right, chief, fire away.

Great.

Okay, so, where should we start?

How long you been employed?

- What, you didn't

do your homework?

It's three years.

Before that you were

in the film industry,

but I just needed

it for the record.

Bingo!

- How much money you guys

making off the website?

A lot.

What's a lot?

A lot is a lot, man.

Jesus Christ.

A lot's a lot.

What about you, John?

What got you into

the porn business?

- Mm, 'cause I get to

nail hot chicks all day.

That's why I do this sh*t.

Okay, what

about you, Steve?

What about me?

Why'd you start this business?

- 'Cause I get to film my

buddy Holmes Junior here?

Whoa, hell yeah, mothafucker!

- Why do you call

him Holmes Junior?

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