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I can't believe

we're meeting these guys

on a street corner.

You tell the wife?

Ah, not yet.

Pussy.

Excuse me.

You know what's crazy

is I have no idea what

to expect right now.

Oh! That's camera.

What up, beautiful people?

You the guy from Xice Magazine?

Yeah, I'm Mark.

What's with the last-minute

location change?

I thought we were doing this

interview at your office.

- Yeah, I just thought it'd

be better for the story,

get to know me a

little bit better,

see me in my element, a

little bit of atmosphere.

Who is this?

This is Sue.

- Hi, Susan Chen,

Mark's videographer.

Videographer?

Yeah.

- I thought you

worked for a magazine.

Yeah, we shoot everything

for the online magazine,

and then that saves me

having to take notes.

- Ah, you're not

gonna like this,

but that's a no-go.

It's only our cameras

allowed in the van,

I mean, unless little Suzie

Chu here wants to get naked

and play around with Johnny-boy.

Suzie what?!

- Um, look, we worked this out

with your people weeks ago.

- What can I say, the

rules are the rules.

Are we gonna have a

problemo, or what?

Ah, I dunno.

Let me just have a

chat with my partner.

Okay?

Sure.

Love watching you leave,

Suzie Choo-choo-choose me.

Oh, that's a good one.

Ugh.

I want to punch that

guy in the face.

I can't believe they

get girls into that van.

I know.

- Ugh, now they've

got the camera on us.

That guy's an asshole.

- Well, that's exactly how

I'm gonna make him look.

You're gonna stay?

I'm here.

Oh, shit.

Mark smells a story.

All right, well,

I still get paid?

Of course.

Okay, have fun.

I'm sure it's gonna be

a tough day for you.

Yeah, yeah, f*ck off.

I'll see you at the office.

See ya!

So, gentlemen.

So, what's the plan?

- Well, we're

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