Debra Digiovanni: Single, Awkward, Female Page #2
This is not my fault, because I
am a delicate rose, all right?
That is clearly a faulty
toilet, all right?
So, I've been in the room for 90
seconds maybe, and then I have
to phone down to the front desk.
I'm, like, "Hi. I overflowed the
toilet."
Even the girl on the phone was,
like, "What the f***?!
You've been there for five
seconds."
I was, like, "All right, I know.
Just send someone, all right?"
So in my mind, they're gonna
send, like, maintenance, or,
like, housekeeping or something.
But, no, at this hotel, they
send the cute guy from the front
desk that I was trying to flirt
with.
That is who they sent.
(laughter)
That's who they sent to plunge
my business.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Yeah. And not in the sexy way
that I had planned, either.
I'm gonna tell you...
Changed the weekend, I'll tell
you that.
Not good, everybody.
But then, I'm out here, and so I
have some... couple friends, and
they're, like, "Don't worry.
We'll make this better, Debra.
Don't worry.
So, um, uh, they said, "We'll
take you out after."
I'm, "Great."
I got out, we have a nice
evening, and then, one of my
friends... because, you know,
West Coast... they have medicinal
marijuana, all right, so...
'Cause you know, he's very sick,
my friend, so he...
(laughter)
He's very sick.
So, we go out together, and you
know, he rolls his joint.
All right, he rolls this little
tiny, like a little pinner, like
a skinny one.
was, like, "Really?
This is what you brought?
I'm a guest. A little rude."
Anyway, I'm just saying.
This is it. Whatever.
But he doesn't tell me that it's
medicinal marijuana, okay?
So we smoke this joint.
I'm telling you, I had, like,
one drag off of it, and I was so
high that I had to spend the
rest of my night in my hotel
room, convincing myself I wasn't
gonna die.
Do you know what I mean?
"Your heart's not gonna explode.
You're not melting.
You're not melting!"
This is what...
And the problem is, I overflowed
the toilet again.
Damn it! Again, I know.
(laughter)
Which is what, really, I
consider the second date.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I was, like, "You're back!
Hi, there!"
Yeah, I can't go back to that
hotel.
Anyway... I can't.
Um, here's something.
This is... It's a terrifying
moment.
It happens to all of us,
everyone.
But the things that they don't
tell you is that you start
turning into your parents, and
it's a scary, scary moment.
Like, this is something, all
right?
Now as... I'm old, all right?
Now, when it rains, I don't
carry an umbrella anymore.
Now I use one of those little
plastic rain bonnets that your
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