Death Spa Page #3

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or you're going to need

medical attention.

What are you wearing

for Mardi Gras?

Do you think Snow White

might be pressing my luck?

Hey, turn the

goddamn lights back on.

Ooh, not bad, honey.

Can you get us some

men in here, too?

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Are you two all right?

Yeah, but to tell you

the truth, Michael,

this place could use

better maintenance.

Yeah, who needs weight

reduction through terror?

I'm sorry about the showers.

I want to extend your

memberships for three months,

no charge.

Drop by my office and I'll

take care of it personally.

Do you think you can

handle both of us

after jazz class tomorrow?

Well, I can sure

have fun trying.

Alright,

I'll see you tomorrow.

What's it look like in there?

It's calming down.

Darla's cut isn't serious

and Marci should be

out in a second.

She's pretty shaken up,

but she's going to be all right.

Why did you come back to the

club the night Laura got hurt?

I forgot my purse.

Lucky for her you did.

Ahoy there.

How's it going, Freddie?

- Hello, Robert.

- Sparta.

Resistance is set

at 1 20 pounds.

Anyone seen the white whale?

Increase to 1 30 pounds.

Increase to 140 pounds.

Increase to 1 50 pounds...

Help...come here, somebody!

Help me!

Help!

- Let go of it!

- I can't!

Increase to 350 pounds...

Increase to 360 pounds...

Ugh...ugh...

Tom, the guy is

torn to pieces.

You put those

machines on manual

and you're going to end

what's unique about the club.

The computer had nothing

to do with the accident.

That system of yours

means more to you

than people's lives,

doesn't it?

This system is a marvel.

It made the club a success.

You can't blame the computer for

tiles flying off shower walls.

The computer doesn't

control tiles for Christ's sake.

All right, all right, all right.

Mike, the other partners and

I agree that it is vital that

nothing ruin the success of the

Mardi Gras party Saturday night.

I mean, we had a 20% increase

in membership last year

due to that party.

Now, you put these

machines on manual

and half the stuff

isn't going to work.

I say we shut the

system down now.

I'll make a bargain with you.

The day after the party,

you want to shut down

the whole damn club

for remodeling,

I'll back you 100% .

That won't be necessary.

Mike, it's going to be okay.

You got to trust me

on this one, buddy.

All right.

Aren't you supposed to

be picking up Laura

at the hospital?

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Hmm, sure beats hospital food.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Hmm, that's not fair.

I can't see a kiss coming.

I may never take

these bandages off.

I want you to

move in with me.

Only on one condition.

What?

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