Death from Above Page #2

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Yeah.

No. That's not what

I'm talking about, man.

Look around you.

I love this country, man.

I love living out

in the woods like this.

I love living

under these stars.

Tonight couldn't get

more perfect for me.

In fact, it is so perfect

I say we initiate

a certain... two girls right here

into the sacred lost pit.

What does he mean "lost pit"?

I'm so glad you asked, Heather.

Gunnar here is a direct descendant

of the ancient Druids

who once worshiped

and walked these very grounds

that we've been on

all evening.

In fact, they did so

in a very special,special ritual.

What do you mean "ritual"?

What do I mean "ritual"?

Who will be first

to gain access

into the sacred lost pit?

Oh. Oh, my God.

The old man was taking a dump.

The six pack's free.

You at least leave him a tip?

Yeah, I got your tip.

Hey, buddy.

Is there something

we can do for you?

Yeah, what the hell's

your problem?

I need a ride.

You ain't got the right equipment

for us to give you a ride.

Do we look like

a taxi service to you?

Hey, what did I say? You ain't got

the right equipment, b*tch.

I didn't ask for a ride.

I said I need one.

Hey. Get off my bike.

Is he dead?

He's either dead

or he's out of it.

Now, about that ride.

Now, who's the b*tch?

You think this is gang related?

These look like two pretty tough dudes.

It's a rough call.

Neither one of these two guys

had weapons or narcotics.

I don't think somebody had killed 'em

for a six pack.

Here, put this on ice

with the cadavers.

You think they both

came in on the same bike?

Yeah, it's a funny thought.

Two 400-pound gorillas

on a moped?

Something you'd see on YouTube.

They must've really

pissed somebody off.

Their heads are almost

severed off their body.

I don't care how greasy they were.

Nobody deserves this.

Let's get the coroner's team in here

and do a scoop and swoop on this mess.

Let this guy get back into business

of selling gas.

Damn. Speedy. You're putting in a lot

of rest time lately.

You been working on Sundays?

I've even been wearing

my holy underwear.

You know, I thought I smelled something

moldy when I came in here.

Grab that wrench

and give me a hand.

Oh. Sh*t.

Here comes Sheriff Raynick.

Hey. You guys be on your best

behavior. Okay?

Want me be nice

to Sheriff Raynick?

Speedy, he's not

that bad of a guy.

Look, two days ago he had me and

Animal pulled over.

He could've gave us a speeding ticket,

but he let us slide.

Morning, Sheriff.

Beautiful day, ain't it?

I reckon.

You boys seem to be in awfully

friendly mood. What are you into

Nothing, Sheriff.

We're just hanging out.

Speedy, you wouldn't happen to have

any stolen cars in here, would you?

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