Death Do Us Part Page #2
He'll get it cleaned up.
It'll be fine.
You know what's interesting?
A lot of hotels
go for the whole
swan-on-the-pillow thing,
but you went for actual carcasses.
It's nice. Nice touch.
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
Just want to smack her sometimes.
Who?
Kennedy.
I bet. I just met her.
I want to smack her.
Done.
Great. Let's do this.
It's all right.
So this is it. Plumbing's no good.
We're on a septic,
so only flush if you
have to take a sh*t.
Did he really just say that?
Pretty sure, yeah.
So you going to take it?
Yeah. Heck, yeah.
It's all there.
Now, don't think you can go
and wreck the place.
I live close by, and I'm going
to keep my eye on you.
All right, just give me
the f***ing keys. Come on.
Great, thanks.
I mean it.
Okay.
Ow.
He's charming.
Okay, could I get an arm brace?
Come on,
let's go get the bags, okay?
Okay. Let's do it.
Come on, hon.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
All right, how about Chet
and Derrick take the trailer,
and the four of us can have
the cabin? Sound good?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- That means we're roomies.
- Yay.
Yeah. I have these great audiotapes
that you... thanks...
that you can listen to.
It really helps you fall asleep.
Strange place to bring a dress.
I'm...
I'm getting married
next week, so...
I should get inside.
Miss.
Yes?
You'll make a lovely bride.
Thanks.
Yeah!
Place sucks.
What are you talking about?
It's perfect.
It's the f***ing boonies.
What, are you afraid
of the outdoors?
No, I just prefer to sh*t inside.
F***.
I'm f***ing getting it, you f***.
F***!
because there's no way
I'm sleeping up there.
Okay, that's fine.
I hope Chet doesn't act
like an a**hole all weekend.
Yeah.
He was hotter
in his profile picture.
What, were you creeping online?
Mm, kind of.
Can't wait to spend
more time with you.
Yeah. Yeah, totally.
I mean, 'cause Kennedy and I
are like sisters, right,
so it's kind of like...
like we're like sisters too.
Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
Sure. Why not?
That's good.
Cool.
Okay.
- I'm going to go get changed.
- Yeah.
Me too.
Mm.
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Just having a smoke.
Hey, so that girl of yours
is pretty loaded, huh?
Kind of, yeah.
Cool.
Look, why don't you just
come inside, man, all right?
Be good for you to hang out
with some normal people
for a change.
"Normal people"?
F***, man.
Look at you acting
all put together and sh*t.
You don't fool me, Ryan.
Mrs. Kennedy Harris.
Mrs. Kennedy Harris.
Mrs. Kennedy Harris.
Oh, wow. Hi.
You look beautiful.
Thank you.
Can you believe I'm getting
married in a week?
Yeah. You've been obsessed
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