Dear Dumb Diary Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2013
- 84 min
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you've got to go J'
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
J' All the problems of the world
will vanish #
# When the freaks of nature
are rounded up #
# And banished #
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
# Your sweet-smelling symmetry
# I'm gonna puke my guts
in your perfect hair #
# You're so wonderful,
flawless and joyful #
# We're gonna ship you to an island #
# And leave you there... J'
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
J' All the problems of the world
will vanish #
# When the freaks of nature
are rounded up #
# And banished #
# Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go... #
for all humanity.
Here is my proposal-hair tattooed
on the legs of the pretty people,
permanent unibrows
surgically implanted
on the foreheads
of the effortlessly beautiful,
super stinky pit stains embedded
in the shirts of the overly confident.
I do solemnly swear
that we will once and for all
put an end
to your sickeningly cute injustices,
now and for all eternity!
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
J' All the problems of the world
will vanish #
# When the freaks of nature
are rounded up #
# And banished #
# Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go-o-o #
J' Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go J'
J' All the problems of the world
will vanish #
# When the freaks of nature
are rounded up #
# And banished #
# Perfect people of the world,
you've got to go-o-o #
# Perfect people... #
You're beautiful and you smell great
and you're nice to be around.
But I'm sorry, you've gotta go!
Jamie
Jamie?
Your hands are raised.
Do you want to sign up
for the Jump-A-Thon?
Angeline was the first
to sign her name.
Hmm?
Come on, Jamie,
it's for a good cause.
What have you got to lose?
Hey, I came prepared.
So did I, Dad.
Nice.
Ta-dah!
Mom is up to her usual hijinx,
committing dinner
against the entire family.
- I heard that, Jamie.
- I didn't say anything.
You should be grateful.
There are plenty of children...
"all over Where-the-Heck-istan..."
...who would love my casserole.
Casserole!
That's what that is.
Mmm, yum.
It seems to me that the kids
in Where-the-Heck-istan
dumping Mom's casseroles on them too.
- Hello? Carol!
- It's Aunt Carol!
- No, Carol, it's a fine time.
- Let me talk to her!
Hey,
- why the long face, chief?
- Nothing.
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