Dear Dumb Diary Page #2

Synopsis: Based on the best selling series "Dear Dumb Diary" by Jim Benton. Follow Jamie Kelly, as she navigates Mackeral Middle School with the help of her best friend Isabella, her nemesis Angeline and the boy of her dreams, Hudson.
Genre: Family
Director(s): Kristin Hanggi
Production: Triple D Productions
 
IMDB:
5.7
PG
Year:
2013
84 min
1,796 Views


you've got to go J'

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

J' All the problems of the world

will vanish #

# When the freaks of nature

are rounded up #

# And banished #

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

# Your sweet-smelling symmetry

is starting to sicken me #

# I'm gonna puke my guts

in your perfect hair #

# You're so wonderful,

flawless and joyful #

# We're gonna ship you to an island #

# And leave you there... J'

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

# Perfect people #

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

J' All the problems of the world

will vanish #

# When the freaks of nature

are rounded up #

# And banished #

# Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go... #

I hereby declare the need

for an equal playing field

for all humanity.

Here is my proposal-hair tattooed

on the legs of the pretty people,

permanent unibrows

surgically implanted

on the foreheads

of the effortlessly beautiful,

super stinky pit stains embedded

in the shirts of the overly confident.

I do solemnly swear

that we will once and for all

put an end

to your sickeningly cute injustices,

now and for all eternity!

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

# The perfect people #

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

J' All the problems of the world

will vanish #

# When the freaks of nature

are rounded up #

# And banished #

# Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go-o-o #

# Perfect people #

J' Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go J'

J' All the problems of the world

will vanish #

# When the freaks of nature

are rounded up #

# And banished #

# Perfect people of the world,

you've got to go-o-o #

# Perfect people... #

You're beautiful and you smell great

and you're nice to be around.

But I'm sorry, you've gotta go!

Jamie

Jamie?

Your hands are raised.

Do you want to sign up

for the Jump-A-Thon?

Angeline was the first

to sign her name.

Hmm?

Come on, Jamie,

it's for a good cause.

What have you got to lose?

Hey, I came prepared.

So did I, Dad.

Nice.

Ta-dah!

Mom is up to her usual hijinx,

committing dinner

against the entire family.

- I heard that, Jamie.

- I didn't say anything.

You should be grateful.

There are plenty of children...

"all over Where-the-Heck-istan..."

...who would love my casserole.

Casserole!

That's what that is.

Mmm, yum.

It seems to me that the kids

in Where-the-Heck-istan

have enough problems without

dumping Mom's casseroles on them too.

- Hello? Carol!

- It's Aunt Carol!

- No, Carol, it's a fine time.

- Let me talk to her!

Hey,

- why the long face, chief?

- Nothing.

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Jim Benton

Jim K. Benton (born October 31, 1960) is an American illustrator and writer. Licensed properties he has created include Dear Dumb Diary, Dog of Glee, Franny K. Stein, Just Jimmy, Just Plain Mean, Sweetypuss, The Misters, Meany Doodles, Vampy Doodles, Kissy Doodles, and the jOkObo project, but he is probably most known for his creation It's Happy Bunny. more…

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