Dean Slater: Resident Advisor Page #2
We're all SCSU students,
you know?
Biting Crabs.
- What the f***?
- Bitchin'.
Dope crab.
- Thank you.
- What do you want?
- I want a life of experiences,
not things.
Although the things
that I do obtain
should be finely crafted.
And I should so like to make
love to this one particular
woman every morning.
Oh, and a...
and a decent soup.
- Huh?
- Who are you?
- I'm your new RA.
- Did you torture him before
you murdered him?
- Torture?
Definitely torture.
Murder?
No.
I did save his life
once, though.
He was choking on Silly Putty.
I had him in a hammerlock.
- You mean a Heimlich?
- Hammerlock.
Might have been a half-nelson.
- Dude, dude.
- Shhh.
I rammed him up against
the banister.
Mmm-bop.
Came launching out.
feel that snap-crack feeling
that happens when you
bite down on Silly
Putty, but I knew.
He had a picture of Hanson
scratched out.
- Gross.
- Made 'em all look naked.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Even the little drummer boy.
- Oh, god.
- Sickness.
He's a good kid, though.
Come on, let's get back to
campus for that first night
party and really build
some trust.
- Hey, Tyler, what's Hanson?
- Should we?
- Let's go.
YUJI (OFFSCREEN): Holy crab,
we're gonna be so high, dude.
TYLER (OFFSCREEN): Where
did you get this?
DEAN (OFFSCREEN): I
have a silkworm.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- Where's my clock?
- Scope the phone.
- No batt.
- What the f***?
- Who the f***?
- Holy sh*t!
- F***ing falcon?
I'm an austringer.
I fly hawks.
You boys have fun last night?
- Don't know.
- You took all our
batteries out?
You're setting your own
internal clocks.
- You're re-prioritizing.
That's good.
- I feel like I'm gonna puke.
times a day.
[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
- To make room for
his gluttony.
[FART]
- Aw, f***, dude.
[SNIFFS]
[FART]
- Mmm.
- New York strip, Ponderosa
Steakhouse style.
- Medium-rare.
Drunk-dialing, not good.
Hey.
(WHISPERING) What is it?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You tell them.
[BIRD CHIRPS]
- Archimedes and I will
be in my room.
Do not come by if you
need anything.
and blindfolds, freshmen.
Boys and girls, SCSU welcomes
you to the 10th
annual Sexual Jeopardy.
All right!
All right, we love this!
- I really don't need to worry
about this kind of stuff.
I have a girlfriend.
- Get some condoms, guys.
If my dad had one, I
wouldn't be here.
- Are we at the boner?
- Remember to...
- OK, OK, calm down.
- [INAUDIBLE] first drink.
Remember, yeah!
- All right, you're...
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