Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts Page #2

[Virgil]:
Just- listen to US this time.

[Logan]:
*sighs*

[Virgil]:
We're going to talk about something else now, okay? Patton? What are we talking about?

[Patton]:
Uhh.. 2005's "Just Like Heaven" starring Mark Ruffalo and Reese Witherspoon?

[Virgil]:
...Sure!

[Thomas]:
Ugh! Great flick. *flicks finger* ...I'm really out of it.

[Roman]:
The very same "Just Like Heaven" that won the Teen Choice award for best chick flick?!

[Patton]:
You Ruffal-know it!

[Logan]:
Were there any other "Just like Heaven" films released in 2005 starring Mark Ruffalo and Reese Witherspoon?

[Roman]:
Heh. If they got married, then he'd be "Mark With-his-spoon".

[Thomas]:
*laughs* Am I delirious or is this the funniest video I've ever made?

[Patton]:
That's ridiculous, Roman! Have you ever heard of what's mine is yours? They'd be Mr. and Mrs. "With-their-spoon".

[Roman]:
PATTON, THAT WAS MY JOKE! You hijacked my joke! You hi-JOKED!

[Virgil]:
You know what I never got about that movie?

[muffled audio]

[Roman]:
Why it won best chick flick? *laughs* I love "Just Like Heaven" and I'm not a chick!

[Logan]:
Of course you're not a chick. You're a metaphysical human being. A chick is a newly hatched bird.

[???]:
*not muffled* Have you ever imagined killing your brother?

[muffled audio ends]

[Virgil]:
N- HOW is she a ghost if she's not dead??

[Logan]:
Perhaps she was accidentally and unknowingly astral projecting?

[Patton]:
Ooh, OR maybe it was an out-of-body experience!

[Roman]:
I though astral projecting was an out-of-body experience?

[Patton]:
Hahaha! I don't know! I'm just glad the movie had a happy ending. That is what makes good cinema.

[Virgil]:
So, there wasn't really a ghost? *scoff* Talk about ghost baiting.

[Roman]:
Of course, she wasn't a ghost, ghosts are evil! Except for Moana's grandmother.

[Patton]:
Well, there's one thing I know; Reese Witherspoon isn't *voice breaks* EVIL...

[Virgil]:
Ha! I resent that. Ghosts aren't evil. They just scare people because you never know when they're gonna *voice changes* SHOW UP!

[Roman]:
Okay, okay! I take back what I said about ghosts!

*thud*

[Patton & Thomas]: AAHH!!

[Patton]:
YOU KILLED HIM!!

[Roman]:
...uuuuhhhh...

[Logan]:
Ah. It's the Duke.

[creepy music intensifies]

[Duke]:
Boo!

[Thomas]:
The DUKE?! Okay! Care to explain further!?

[Duke]:
*evil laughter*

[Thomas]:
Who is he? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE??

[Duke]:
Oh, I just love showing up where I'm not invited!

[music starts]

[Thomas]:
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO HE IS?!

[Patton]:
It's kinda hard to explain...

[Duke]:
What?! No, it's not! You just lack imagination! Let's start from the beginning. ♪ Adam and Eve bought knowledge for the small price of a little sin. They also lost eternal life but what's fruit without the pits? ♪

Rate this script:5.0 / 1 vote