Dealin' with Idiots Page #2

Synopsis: Faced with the absurd competitiveness surrounding his son's youth league baseball team, Max Morris, a famous comedian, decides to get to know the colorful parents and coaches of the team better in an attempt to find the inspiration for his next movie.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jeff Garlin
Production: IFC Films
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
37%
NOT RATED
Year:
2013
88 min
$15,308
Website
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Manny. Yes. I was

wondering if he has any...

specific nutritional

guidelines?

We could have some rice,

some beans, some chips,

over at the snack bar,

if need be.

Well, considering when we

adopted him,

he was eating dirt off the

floor of a hut, umm...

I think he's, he's, uh, he's

doing just fine.

And, uh, just a suggestion

for you.

If you spent less time

taking pictures of food

and putting them into

binders, and more time

doing useful things like,

umm...

perhaps you could talk to

the city about having

- less handicap spaces...

- Mmm.

...for parking. So that real

normal people could park

in the parking lot

I- I second the lady's

motion there about

the handicap parking

spots. They should either

eliminate the ones that

aren't being used or

put on some kinda drive

to get more

handicapped people to

come out to the ball games.

That could be a lot of fun.

We could get them out on

the field with games,

and just kinda stir up the

enthusiasm.

I think we're good.

All right.

You are bat sh*t crazy.

You know,

you're a big man...

- Hello ladies. How are ya?

- Hello.

Marty, whaddaya say?

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Max!

Max, how are ya?

Hiya, Harold. How you

doing pal?

I'm well, thank you. How

are ya?

I'm, I'm good.

Good, good to see ya.

World of comedy good?

Are you still doing that bit

about, uh...

with the chicken,

and the broiled

and the baked chicken?

Is that you?

No.

That's not you?

No, no. But thank you.

[stammering]

I happen to love comedy.

I love watching you.

Yeah. Oh, hi honey.

Hi!

How are ya, Ava?

Hi, I'm good.

[stammering] Would you just

mind to let Ava sit here?

I'm sorry.

Come on, please.

Oh, thanks.

- Oh, hey.

- Umm...

Sorry I didn't bring you

a water.

- Hey Harold?

- I'm fine.

You know what, I need to

talk to Ava just

for a minute or two.

I'll, I'll, uh...

Okay.

I'll, I'll, but I'll come sit down in

a little while, later in the game.

It's nothing, It's nothing.

It's good.

We'll talk comedy later.

Oh, geez. He means well.

- I know.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, pitcher, I know where

your family lives!

Stop brushing my boy

back!

And how about some

more balls?

[umpire] Time!

That's a warning.

Warning? I'm a grown-up.

I'm not in school.

I don't care, ass-dick.

[umpire] You're gone!

I'm gone!

Hey everyone, I'm gone!

Come on man, come on!

What are you doing

to me right now?!

- It's his fault!

- You're killing me right now!

Hey! That's your dad?!

That's your dad right there?!

Whoa, whoa. Lets not make this

any messier than it already is.

Your dad's a jerk!

Your dad's a jerk!

I'm nobody you need to

mess with right now, okay?

Do you ever have

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Jeff Garlin

Jeffrey Todd Garlin (born June 5, 1962) is an American comedian, actor, producer, director, and writer. He is widely known for playing Jeff Greene on the HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mort Meyers on Arrested Development for Fox and Netflix and the patriarch of the titular family in the ABC sitcom The Goldbergs. He has also appeared in Daddy Day Care, Wall-E, Toy Story 3 and Safety Not Guaranteed among other films and has hosted his own podcast on Earwolf since 2013. more…

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