Dealin' with Idiots Page #2
Manny. Yes. I was
wondering if he has any...
specific nutritional
guidelines?
We could have some rice,
some beans, some chips,
over at the snack bar,
if need be.
Well, considering when we
adopted him,
he was eating dirt off the
floor of a hut, umm...
I think he's, he's, uh, he's
doing just fine.
And, uh, just a suggestion
for you.
If you spent less time
taking pictures of food
and putting them into
binders, and more time
umm...
perhaps you could talk to
the city about having
- less handicap spaces...
- Mmm.
...for parking. So that real
in the parking lot
I- I second the lady's
motion there about
the handicap parking
spots. They should either
eliminate the ones that
aren't being used or
put on some kinda drive
to get more
handicapped people to
come out to the ball games.
That could be a lot of fun.
We could get them out on
the field with games,
and just kinda stir up the
enthusiasm.
I think we're good.
All right.
You are bat sh*t crazy.
You know,
you're a big man...
- Hello ladies. How are ya?
- Hello.
Marty, whaddaya say?
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Max!
Max, how are ya?
Hiya, Harold. How you
doing pal?
I'm well, thank you. How
are ya?
I'm, I'm good.
Good, good to see ya.
World of comedy good?
about, uh...
with the chicken,
and the broiled
and the baked chicken?
Is that you?
No.
That's not you?
No, no. But thank you.
[stammering]
I happen to love comedy.
I love watching you.
Yeah. Oh, hi honey.
Hi!
How are ya, Ava?
Hi, I'm good.
[stammering] Would you just
mind to let Ava sit here?
I'm sorry.
Come on, please.
Oh, thanks.
- Oh, hey.
- Umm...
Sorry I didn't bring you
a water.
- Hey Harold?
- I'm fine.
You know what, I need to
talk to Ava just
for a minute or two.
I'll, I'll, uh...
Okay.
I'll, I'll, but I'll come sit down in
a little while, later in the game.
It's nothing, It's nothing.
It's good.
We'll talk comedy later.
Oh, geez. He means well.
- I know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, pitcher, I know where
your family lives!
Stop brushing my boy
back!
And how about some
more balls?
[umpire] Time!
That's a warning.
Warning? I'm a grown-up.
I'm not in school.
I don't care, ass-dick.
[umpire] You're gone!
I'm gone!
Hey everyone, I'm gone!
Come on man, come on!
What are you doing
to me right now?!
- It's his fault!
- You're killing me right now!
Hey! That's your dad?!
That's your dad right there?!
Whoa, whoa. Lets not make this
any messier than it already is.
Your dad's a jerk!
Your dad's a jerk!
I'm nobody you need to
mess with right now, okay?
Do you ever have
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