Dead Shack Page #3

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It's cozy in here.

Where's Lisa?

Oh, Lisa's gone.

What do you mean,

she's gone?

( snaps photo )

She get a ca- oh,

you're joking.

Ha.

Funny.

Just up there, Jason.

( blows trumpet )

Thanks for dropping

my bags off.

Oh, yeah, no, that was...

that was no problem,

Summer.

I was just uh... just happy

I could help.

You know, I've seen the way

you look at me.

You're like 14 or something?

Adorable.

But weird.

Adorable is good, right?

Nah.

You blew it, man.

Oh, I shotgun this bed,

by the way.

If you forgot the white

tequila, Roger,

I swear to God...

Come on,

my little fortune cookie,

I'd never forget the white gold.

Oh, dad, sweet racism.

What?

Was I racist?

( laughs )

( yawns )

I'm gonna explore.

You two coming?

Hmm, spend more time

with my lame sister?

Yeah, sure, we'll go.

Ok.

Dad, Lisa, we're leaving!

Ok, later.

Babe, pay attention to me!

Wow, you must be a really

good pitcher, Summer.

I play first base.

So, uh... your parents like

to party, huh?

Lisa's not my mom.

But yeah, they do.

Yours?

Um... yeah, no, they party

all the time.

They're, like, super trashy.

Ok, dude, don't try to hit

on my sister in front of me.

I wasn't hitting on your

sister, man.

She's not even really

my type.

Really? Why is that?

Well, uh... you walk weird,

and um...

uh, your hair is too messy

and, uh, you can be mean

sometimes and, uh...

well, your family is-

Messed up?

That's not what I meant-

To say?

Look, I'm messing with you,

Jason.

You really gotta loosen up,

man.

My family's messed up, too,

you know.

( laughs )

Strike two, playa.

Yooooo!

Check it out!

Woah.

Maybe a deer died here

or something.

Yeah, it's pretty sweet.

This would be good for

LARP Camp next week.

Uh, yeah, about that live action

role play thing next week...

well, I mean, it's really more

of a seminar.

But, uh, I don't even know

if I can go or whatever.

Oh, 'cause you wanna go

on a date with my sister?

Dude.

No way, man.

I mean, she could come

to LARP camp too,

but I mean, she would

make a great demon cow.

Whatever, man.

Ugliest, nastiest demon cow.

Woah.

Ever.

Well, I mean, she's-

she's not that ugly.

Dude.

Gross.

Hey! Dungeons and D*ldos,

let's keep moving!

We were just, you know-

Dude. Who cares?

Whatever you're showing us

better be better

than playing

with bones in the woods.

Ok, Summer?

F***.

Oh, ok.

A shitty old house with a bunch

of shitty old cars.

F*** off, Colin.

Sweet.

Oh, uh, guys?

I think this is

private property.

Yeah, be more of a wuss,

Jason.

Girls love that stuff.

Shotgun!

Ugh!

( sniffs )

Ugh!

It friggin' stinks in here!

Hey.

Summer!

I don't- I really don't think

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