Dead Ringers Page #3
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- 1988
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...it's the swinger!
Yeah... hi.
So?
Er, so...
...it was nice.
She's... a little crazy, but sweet.
Tell me all about it.
Later.
No, now.
You might forget something later.
Some yummy detail.
I don't want to tell you about it.
You don't what?
I want to keep it...
...for myself.
Listen...
...you haven't had any experience
until I've had it, too.
You haven't f***ed Claire Niveau
until you tell me about it.
Then I haven't f***ed Claire Niveau.
There's no point to
this discussion, Arlene.
There is a point.
There definitely is a point!
You started with me
and now you won't carry through.
And... we have a relationship!
But you test out fine.
It's your husband that's the problem...
...and all he probably needs
is a good sperm wash.
If it's only a matter of laundry,
why are you opposed to doing it?
We don't do husbands.
We do female infertility.
We do women. That's our specialty.
I am a woman...
...and I want you to take care of me.
I trust you.
It's hard enough to find someone...
...in the medical profession
that you can trust.
Arlene, that's... that's wonderful.
I mean, that's really wonderful...
...but we don't do husbands.
We don't deliver babies, either.
We make women fertile,
and that's all we do.
one has to keep life simple.
Don't you think?
Irrigation.
It'd be an exaggeration to say we can
make up a new set of fallopian tubes...
...using just anything that's handy.
Those tubes are highly specialised
little organs.
But with the kind of help
we can offer the process...
...it is possible to...
...the odd vein...
...or, as today...
...we're using
...to take over the function
of conveying the egg...
...from the ovary to the uterus.
What are you taking?
Let me see.
"Dextroamphetamine resin."
"Dosage form:
Capsule.""7.5 milligrams."
"Use:
Short-term treatment of obesity.""Minor side effects:
Dry mouth, palpitations...
...restlessness,
unpleasant taste in mouth."
"Major...
...side effects:
...sleeplessness, rapid heartbeat...
...euphoria."
Do you want one?
Where did you learn all that?
Doctor, the Physician's Desk Reference
is my favourite bedside reading.
As a matter of fact...
...they tell me that there's a high incidence
of drug use amongst doctors.
- Is that true?
- Yep.
Do you take drugs?
No.
Well, for pain.
Pain creates character distortion.
It's simply not necessary.
I'm often in a lot of pain.
What kind of pain?
I think...
...psychosexual.
I'd say that was a pretty astute diagnosis.
Though I wouldn't recommend you
using those for that condition.
Who prescribed them for you?
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