Dead of the Nite

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Just a minute.

What have we got? A group of 30-Somethings.

It's like a massacre in there,

A group of 30-Somethings.

It's like a massacre in there, sir.

It's like a massacre in there, sir.

Who called it in?

Sir. Who called it in?

The caretaker,

Who called it in?

The caretaker, Mr. Marc Ruber.

The caretaker, Mr. Marc Rubber.

What were they doing here?

Mr. Marc Rubber.

What were they doing here? Ghost-Hunting.

What were they doing here?

Ghost-Hunting. Ah.

Ghost-Hunting. Ah.

Why can't they do drugs, like

Ah. Why can't they do drugs,

like normal people?

Why can't they do drugs, like

normal people? Oy, Rubber?

Normal people? Oy, Rubber?

I'll take over.

Oy, Rubber? I'll take over.

You found them?

I'll take over. You found them?

Yeah, around 6:
00 this

You found them?

Yeah, around 6:
00 this morning.

Yeah, around 6:
00 this morning.

What were they doing here?

Morning. What were they doing here?

They were working on some

What were they doing here? They were working

on some haunted-TV-Show thing, I think.

They were working on some haunted-TV-Show

thing, I think.

Haunted-TV-Show thing, I think.

As long as they pay me, I don't

As long as they pay me,

I don't care.

As long as they pay me, I don't care.

What time did they arrive?

Care. What time did they arrive?

Around 5:
00 P.M., Evening

What time did they arrive?

Around 5:
00 P.M., Evening past.

Around 5:
00 P.M.,

Evening past. I locked them in, and I left.

Past. I locked them in, and I left.

You locked them in?

I locked them in, and I left.

You locked them in? Vandals, you see?

You locked them in? Vandals, you see?

It's that time of the year.

Vandals, you see?

It's that time of the year. It's winter.

It's that time of the year. It's winter.

There's nobody around here and

It's winter. There's nobody around here

and can't have people wandering in

There's nobody around here and can't have

people wandering in and out, now can I?

Can't have people wandering in and out,

now can I? Anything could happen.

And out, now can I? Anything could happen.

Were the doors still locked

Anything could happen. Were the doors still

locked when you arrived this morning?

Were the doors still locked when you arrived

this morning? Not a bolt out of place.

When you arrived this morning? Not a bolt

out of place. And you didn't see anyone

Not a bolt out of place.

And you didn't see anyone else?

And you didn't see anyone else?

No.

Else? No.

No. You

don't seem so sure.

You don't seem so sure.

I'd stake my life on it,

You don't seem so sure.

I'd stake my life on it, detective.

I'd stake my life on it, detective.

Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Detective. Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Except for the ghosts, of

Oh! Oh, oh, oh.

Except for the ghosts, of course.

Thank you.

What's this? It's homemade cacti.

The victims put it up as part of

It's homemade cacti. The victims put

it up as part of their investigation.

The victims put it up as part of their

investigation. And now it's part of ours.

Their investigation. And now it's

part of ours. How many are there?

And now it's part of ours. How many are

there? I think I saw at least one in

How many are there?

I think I saw at least one in every room.

I think I saw at least one in every room.

So, there's maybe 20...

Every room.

So, there's maybe 20... Maybe?

So, there's maybe 20... Maybe?

I want an exact figure now.

Maybe? I want an exact figure now.

Then, I want you to bring me all

I want an exact figure now. Then, I want

you to bring me all the tapes direct.

Then, I want you to bring me all the tapes

direct. I can't afford any of these to

The tapes direct. I can't afford any

of these to turn up on the 10:00 news.

I can't afford any of these to turn up

on the 10:
00 news. Hold on a second.

Turn up on the 10:00 news.

Hold on a second. Jesus.

Hold on a second. Jesus.

That's one of the better

Jesus. That's one

of the better ones.

That's one of the better ones.

I think we better have

Ones. I think we better have

another word with our Mr. Rubber.

You can't smoke.

So, tell me. How come I've got a bunch

of kids in my morgue, found in your

How come I've got a bunch of kids in

my morgue, found in your building?

Kids in my morgue, found in your building?

I don't know.

Building? I don't know.

It's a mystery to me...

I don't know. It's a mystery to me...

unless, of course, it..

It's a mystery to me...

unless, of course, it.. Was a

Unless, of course, it..

Was a ghost.

Was a ghost. Cut

it out with this

Ghost. Cut it out with

this paranormal bullshit!

Cut it out with this paranormal bullshit!

Bullshit?

Paranormal bullshit! Bullshit?

If you've seen the things that

Bullshit? If you've seen the things

that I've seen, you wouldn't say

If you've seen the things that I've seen,

you wouldn't say that.

I've seen, you wouldn't say that.

Jericho manor is filled with

That. Jericho manor is filled

with some pretty desperate

Jericho manor is filled with some

pretty desperate characters.

Some pretty desperate characters.

And now, they're joined by five

Characters.

And now, they're joined by five more.

You better talk to this clown before

I do something I regret.

Oh, yeah, I get it.

Oh, yeah, you're the good cop

Oh, yeah, I get it.

Oh, yeah, you're the good cop now, right?

Oh, yeah, you're the good cop now, right?

Oh, that's a good one.

Now, right? Oh, that's a good one.

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