Dead Mary Page #2

too many times.

Yeah, well, Dash, a lot of the people try to

figure that out before they get the ring on.

Yeah, well, I figured that one out

the hard way, then, didn't l?

And I'm making up for it now.

Like, we haven't seen each other

more than two times this year,

and all of a sudden

you're an expert on my marriage?

This conversation's killing my buzz.

Look, all I was trying to say, anyway,

is life is a f***ing series

of long-distance relationships.

You know, your family,

your friends and that...

We're all in a long-distance relationship.

-Wow, that's deep.

-Yup.

-That must be some good pot.

-It is some good pot.

Yeah, it's not bad.

-And anyway, what about your girlfriend?

-What about her?

She's kind of got that whole

Catholic-school-girl thingy going on.

-I was thinking the same thing.

-Yo, guys, she's having a nap. Just...

You got her all locked up in detention?

Are you gonna go back there and give her

a couple of smacks with your ruler?

-Dashiell!

-She gotta do some schoolwork

-before she comes out?

-Dash!

Maybe, I should go back there

and help her clean the chalkboard?

-Yeah?

-Well, how old is she, anyways?

-Discretion, always the better part of valor.

-I'm 22, actually.

What's up?

I'm gonna go for a walk.

Qh, the girls are down swimming,

if you want, at the dock.

Qh, I just kind of feel like going for a walk.

Baker, remember that time

at Jennifer Warren's party

when you pissed on Jane Caufield, man?

-Tell her about standing on the boards...

-He doesn't know what he's talking about.

-Remember that? That was...

-He's a bit insane.

-That was not... That wasn't me.

-That was so you. That was hilarious.

-Sure.

-Where the hell is Ted anyway?

Sorry, I thought it was you, man.

Qh, look, she's going out to play.

Be nice.

You didn't have to try to make small talk

with her for three hours

waiting for someone else to get here.

She just doesn't know anyone.

Anyone her own age anyway.

-Where did he meet her?

-Babysitting.

Hey, weren't you supposed to be

bringing some new guy up this weekend?

-Yeah, Eve, what happened with that?

-Same thing that always happens.

Qh! His wife wouldn't let him.

No. This guy wasn't married, he wasn't

cheating with me on someone else.

I don't know, maybe that was the problem.

You know, just with all of them,

I get to that point

where things just seem broken and I just

don't have the energy anymore to fix it.

-Can you change this song?

-Why, you don't like it?

No.

Qh, that's new.

I thought you were all anti-tattoo,

anti-piercing, anti-scarification.

No, no, I never said that.

-Qh, yes, you did.

-No!

-Really?

-Yes, you did.

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