Dead Man on Campus Page #3
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- Year:
- 1998
- 96 min
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AGAIN.
ISN'T IT?
ANATOMY LAB.
DISSECTING:
A HUMAN CADAVER.
[GASPS]
SHALL WE?
YOUR JOB:
TRANSFER REQUESTS.
DON'T ANNOY ME.
THAT'S IT.
Cooper:
JOSH.HELP.
I NEED WATER.
Cooper:
UHH. WATER.WATER.
UHH.
SWALLOW.
SWALLOW.
AHH.
SO, KIND OF A LATE NIGH LAST NIGHT, HUH?
OH.
PAMMY.
ISN'T COLLEGE GREAT?
THIS CAN'T BE
THE RIGHT ANSWER.
HEY, JOSH,
UH...
YEAH.
NEGATIVE 4.
[STUDENTS GIGGLE]
CORRECT, JOSH,
BINOMIALS.
[LAUGHTER]
'CAUSE I CAN'T MIX
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M STUDYING.
WELL, JOSH,
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR A STUDY BREAK.
NO, THANK YOU, REALLY.
OH! OH!
OH, MAN.
SORRY. SORRY. HERE.
HEY, THAT'S MY SWEATER.
WHAT? LOOK,
OH, MAN.
NOW EVERYTHING SMELLS
LIKE BONG WATER.
HEY.
HEY.
STAYING AT KELLY'S PLACE
FOR A WHILE.
FOR BONGING? 'CAUSE--
NO! IT'S NOT COOL.
WHILE I'M GONE, DON' F*** WITH MY STUFF!
EASY, KILLER.
YEAH.
DON'T F***
WITH MY STUFF...
PLEASE.
[LAUGHS]
[LOUD SCRATCHING]
LOOK, COOPER, COULD YOU
LISTEN, I'M HERE ON
AN ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP,
AND I'M SERIOUS WHEN
YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME
EVERY 2 SECONDS.
[SCRATCHES]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
AND I CAN'T DO I WITH YOU CHEWING ME OU EVERY 2 SECONDS.
I'M GOING
IN PICKLE'S ROOM,
IN CASE YOU WAN TO CATCH A BEER LATER.
[MACHINE BEEPS]
HEY, JOSH,
HOW'S IT GOING?
OH, MAN, I GOT A LONG
HOW YOU DOING?
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
HEY.
[PLAYING VIDEO GAME]
LOOK...
I KNOW WE'RE DIFFERENT,
BUT WE JUST GO TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
THAT WE CAN:
SHARE THE ROOM,
RIGHT. YEAH.
I MEAN, THAT'S COOL.
Cooper:
OHH. OHH.
OH, REALLY?
MMM.
TAKE THIS OFF.
MMM. MMM, MMM.
OH, YEAH.
TAKE THIS OFF.
TAKE IT OFF.
TAKE IT OFF.
UNDER THE SHEETS.
OH, YES.
OH!
BE GENTLE.
OH, YOU HAVE
GREAT INSTINCTS.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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