Dead Man on Campus

Synopsis: Two college roommates go out and party, resulting in bad grades. They learn of the "if your roommate dies, you get an A" clause, and decide to find someone who is "on the verge" so to speak to move in with them.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alan Cohn
Production: Paramount Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
27
Rotten Tomatoes:
15%
R
Year:
1998
96 min
27 Views

NO. IT'S COOL. I--

LET ME PUT ON:

SOME PANTS.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN.

HEY, THIS IS JOSH.

THIS IS MY NEW ROOMMATE.

JOSH, SAY HELLO, HUH?

WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?

HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT?

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OVER THERE, GUYS.

OVER THERE.

YEAH. THIS IS

A PARTY.

SHOW ME THE MUFF.

PASS THOSE OUT.

THERE YOU GO.

Boy:
WHAT THE F*CK?

TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

[TURNS OFF MUSIC]

HEY, BUDDY.

YOU MUST BE KYLE.

I'M COOPER.

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY...

BUDDY.

OK.

OH, LOOK AT THAT.

I SEE YOU LIKE GIRLS.

YOU MUST BE THE PRODUC OF AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL.

CATHOLIC:

ALL BOYS SCHOOL.

CATH--HOLY MARY,

MOTHER OF GOD.

YOU'RE SO HORNY

YOU'VE TURNED MEAN.

YOU KEEP THAT MUSIC OFF,

ASSHOLE,

OR I'M GOING TO BASH

YOUR F*CKING HEAD IN!

KYLE, KYLE, KYLE.

[LAUGHS]

YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.

NOW, YOU GO AROUND

BASHING PEOPLE'S HEADS IN,

GIRLS AREN'T GOING

TO THINK YOU'RE COOL.

THEY'RE GOING TO THINK

YOU'RE A STEROID FREAK

WITH A PIXIE DICK

AND AN ASS FOR A BRAIN.

REALLY?

HEH HEH.

EVERYBODY, THIS IS KYLE.

GIVE HIM A BEER. COME ON,

LET'S START THE MUSIC.

LET'S GO. LET'S GE THIS PARTY STARTED, HUH?

Cooper:
ALL RIGHT,

WHERE WERE WE?

MARTINIS, HUH?

ALL RIGHT.

INCOMING.

HEY.

HEY, I'M PICKLE.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD

USE THESE THINGS.

OH, YOUR NAME'S

PICKLE, HUH?

WHAT'D YOU DO, KNOCK OFF

AN APPLIANCE STORE?

I HAD SOME STUFF

SHIPPED HERE.

IT KIND OF REMINDS ME

OF HOME, YOU KNOW?

THAT BLENDER:

REMINDS YOU OF HOME?

OH, YEAH.

DEFINITELY.

[LAUGHS]

MARTINIS!

WHAT IS THAT?

THAT'S A MATH AWARD.

LOOKS LIKE A DILDO.

HEY, ZEKE, LOOK.

IT'S A DILDO.

HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEY, HEY, HEY.

HEY.

HEY...

HERE'S YOUR DILDO.

THANKS.

OHH.

SO, JOSH...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.

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