Dead Man on Campus

Synopsis: Two college roommates go out and party, resulting in bad grades. They learn of the "if your roommate dies, you get an A" clause, and decide to find someone who is "on the verge" so to speak to move in with them.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alan Cohn
Production: Paramount Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
27
Rotten Tomatoes:
15%
R
Year:
1998
96 min
27 Views

?? GOLDEN YEARS ??

?? GOLD ??

?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??

?? DON'T LET ME HEAR

YOU SAY ??

?? LIFE'S TAKING YOU

NOWHERE ??

?? ANGEL ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? LOOK AT THE SKY,

LIFE'S BEGUN ??

?? THE NIGHTS ARE WARM,

AND THE DAYS ARE YOUNG ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? THERE'S MY BABY,

LOST, THAT'S ALL ??

?? ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ??

?? SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ??

?? GOLDEN YEARS ??

?? GOLD ??

?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? LAST NIGHT,

THEY LOVED YOU ??

?? OPENING DOORS

AND PULLING SOME STRINGS ??

?? ANGEL ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? IN WALKED LUCK,

AND YOU LOOKED IN TIME ??

?? NEVER LOOK BACK ??

?? WALK TALL, ACT FINE ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? I'LL STICK

WITH YOU, BABY ??

?? FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ??

?? NOTHING'S

GONNA TOUCH YOU ??

?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??

?? GOLDEN YEARS ??

?? GOLD ??

?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??

?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??

?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??

?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??

?? SOME OF THESE DAYS,

AND IT WON'T BE LONG ??

?? GONNA DRIVE BACK DOWN

WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED ??

?? IN THE BACK OF

A DREAM CAR, 20-FOOT LONG ??

?? DON'T CRY, MY SWEET ??

?? DON'T BREAK MY HEART ??

?? DOIN' ALL RIGHT,

BUT YOU GOTTA GET SMART ??

?? WISH UPON WISH

UPON DAY UPON DAY ??

?? I BELIEVE, O LORD ??

?? I BELIEVE

ALL THE WAY ??

?? LOOK AT MY BABY,

LOST, THAT'S ALL ??

?? ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ??

?? SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ??

DON'T LOSE IT.

?? GET UP, MY BABY ??

?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??

?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??

?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??

?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??

?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??

YOUR WORK STUDY IS

IN THE HOUSING OFFICE.

6-YEAR MEDICAL PROGRAM--

BIOLOGY,

ORGANIC CHEMISTRY--

FULL ACADEMIC:

SCHOLARSHIP?

YEAH.

I WANT TO KEEP FOCUSED

ON MY CAREER TRACK.

OK, BUT THIS IS

A LOT OF CREDITS.

BE SURE YOU DON' FALL BEHIND.

I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.

?? I'LL STICK

WITH YOU, BABY ??

?? FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ??

?? NOTHING'S

GONNA TOUCH YOU ??

?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Boy:
I DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO TELL YOU.

DUDES.

IT DIDN'T GO AS FAR

AS I THOUGHT.

STOP!

HI.

HEY.

[DIFFERENT MUSIC PLAYING]

Boy:
WHY ARE YOU GOING

THROUGH MY STUFF?

MA, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING

THE FLANNEL SHEETS ON?

IT'S SEPTEMBER. YOU WAN ME TO SWEAT MY ASS OFF?

[MUSIC STOPS]

[HAMMERING]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU MUST BE:

ONE OF MY ROOMMATES.

I'M JOSH.

THE SINGLE'S MINE.

I CALLED IT.

THAT SEEMS FAIR.

OH, SORRY.

Girl:
SO, ANYWAY...

GOD, I'M STARVING.

Girl:
ME, TOO.

Girl:
HE LETS YOU OU EARLY EVERY CLASS.

Girl:
REALLY?

MM-HMM.

[BONG BUBBLING]

[PERSON INHALES]

HUH?

HOLA.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH. HEY,

YOU MUST BE JOSH.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY--

[MAN INHALES]

ARE YOU GUYS:

GETTING STONED AGAIN?

MAN!

THAT IS CLASSIC!

TAKE THESE. WE WOULD'VE

BEEN HERE SOONER,

BUT THESE GUYS KEP STOPPING OFF FOR SNACKS.

HEY, COOPER,

YOU WERE THE ONE

WHO HAD THE MUNCHIES.

HA HA HA HA!

WE SHOULD'VE NEVER HAVE

GOTTEN HIGH IN BOSTON!

OH, MAN, THAT WAS GREAT.

Man:
LIGHT UP

ANOTHER ONE, MAN.

OHH.

YEAH. HMM.

JOSH...

WHERE DO YOU THINK

WE SHOULD PUT THE BONG?

IN THE CLOSET?

NO. THIS IS

A SHOWCASE BONG.

TAKE A LOOK AT IT, HUH?

HEY, DO YOU WAN A HIT?

UH...

NO.

I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH.

JOSH, YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO BED, ARE YOU?

ACTUALLY, YEAH. I GO TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW.

SHIT. I JUST ME THESE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS,

AND I TOLD THEM TO COME

UP FOR A FEW DRINKS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE.

I'LL GET RID OF THEM.

NO, NO, IT'S OK.

REALLY?

ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE

I CAN TELL THEM TO GET LOST.

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