Dead Hooker in a Trunk Page #2

she had somewhere nice to stay,

and that creepy hotel clerk

still thinks that she's alive,

so maybe we should play along.

She deserves to stay somewhere

nice to stay tonight.

She's done a lot for you guys

and for us.

It must suck to be in a trunk.

- So now what?

- We take her into the woods,

and we bury her.

- I don't approve of that.

- You don't even have a shovel.

- I saw one outside.

I'll go get it.

Look after them, okay?

- Okay.

Careful.

- This is nice.

It's like when you used to

live with us.

My mom said it would be like

getting a sister,

but it wasn't really like that.

It didn't seem like you were

related to me at all.

It seemed like you were just

my friend that was a girl,

like a girlfriend.

- Yeah.

You're my best friend.

Well, kind of like

my only friend, but...

I just-

I just hate how stubborn

she gets, you know?

- Do you think they had anything

to do with it?

- No.

I don't.

- What are you doing?

- I'm calling the police.

- Excuse me, ma'am?

- Me?

- Yes.

We're just following up

on a call we received.

Can we talk to you for a minute?

- Sure.

Why not?

- We received

an anonymous phone call

that you may have

some information

regarding

the missing person case.

- Nope.

Wasn't me.

- Hmm, sell, the caller said

you might be reluctant

to give information.

We just have a few questions.

That's all.

- I told you boys

I don't what you're talking-

- Ma'am, we can do this here,

or we could take you down

to the station.

It's your call.

- Okay.

You win.

Now, what can I do for you?

- Oh, don't you worry.

This won't take long at all.

- Probably not.

The drugs are in the trunk.

See if I'm lying.

- Go get 'em.

- Today is the day

The threading will fade

Today you held me together

Fastens, stuffing, silk,

and feathers

Tied up

Ln lace

Lt won't be too long .

Yeah.

No.

It's just me.

Um... no, no, it's not that.

Everything's fine.

I just, um...

I'm not going to be able

to come in and help today.

Yeah, no,

everything's okay.

I just have to help

my friends out with something.

[whispering]

You guys!

That's just praying.

We're just doing some good

old-fashioned loving the Lord.

Okay.

Well, it's-

Okay, bye.

Thanks, guys!

Isn't that great?

That's what you want to hear

right when I'm talking

to my youth group leader,

you guys dropping a dead body.

- Sorry.

Maybe if one of us

wasn't stoned 24-7.

- Grab her bum.

I can't do it.

- What the f***?

- Gentlemen.

You have to undo us.

- No.

But I will leave the door open.

- F*** this sh*t, man.

I'm taking a break.

I don't need this sh*t.

- You're taking a break, huh?

- Yeah.

- And what union

of mentally inept workers

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