De wederopstanding van een klootzak Page #2

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They're not friends at all.

They're colleagues.

You never tell me anything either.

Does that make us colleagues?

You know what film

Tony Curtis was good in?

The Boston Strangler.

- You know a lot about movies, don't you.

- I appreciate good cinema, yes.

So why are you in the protection business?

For the money and the fun.

That thing this afternoon, for instance...

...will keep me going for months.

- Is that right?

- Yes.

That's quite a hefty book you've got.

Car mechanics.

- I know everything about cars.

- This book is hardly up to date.

- This is a very good book.

- Sure.

But these days cars are full of digital sh*t.

That's not in your book, I'm sure.

Basics never change.

One day I will own a garage.

The other day

one of these red lights started flashing.

I pressed the Info button

and the display said: Go to a garage.

You know what was wrong?

The oil filter needed replacing.

I could have fixed it with a screwdriver

and a 10 euro filter.

Now they charged me 270 euros.

I used to work at my father's garage.

- I bet he's a millionaire now.

- No, he's not.

My father is dead.

Chop, chop, chop.

Mr. Yondo.

I'll wait here.

The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band.

The name says it all.

What were they?

A band from the American West Coast.

Pink Floyd were a bit more experimental.

Our future garage owner.

It's back to Dokkum.

See you next time.

754 A.D. Saint Boniface killed at Dokkum.

Titus, who was killed at Dokkum?

Saint Boniface.

He was a missionary.

Do you know what that means?

- He who brings Christ.

- That's right.

In the eight century he travelled from England

to Friesland to convert the Frisians.

Although the Frisians were heathens,

they had their own beliefs.

They believed in holy trees.

Any forest has a crooked elm

or giant oak tree that catches the eye.

The ghosts of the dead

hang in their branches.

The ghosts of the dead?

Anyway, Saint Boniface had different views.

He started chopping down trees

with a Bible in his hand.

Those Frisians were angry...

...and killed him with an axe.

In the end the Frisians

were converted, though.

Now I see.

- I understand.

- What?

Then this country

must be very orthodox.

Titus speaking.

No? All right. Bye.

My next fare has been cancelled,

so I've got a few hours to spare.

You doing anything?

Help!

What was the first thing

you understood?

In the Dutch language?

'You have no credit left

on your mobile phone.'

- Where's my book?

- I don't know.

Under your seat, perhaps?

- Where's my book? My book!

- Calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Look in the back of the van.

Here's your book, Eduardo.

You okay?

Can we go into town?

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