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Cut the heart up.

Here, you do it.

Get lost, he asked you!

- I did it yesterday, it's your turn

Have you ever worked out how many cows

must die each year, to feed those dogs ?

Now let's see... That's 2 beef hearts per dog per day...

Multiplied by 365 days...

2190 cows per year!

He's an animal abuser.

- He's a mass murderer.

With binoculars, you can see the moon orbiting other planets

With the bigger telescopes, you can see 3000 times

further than with our bare eyes

What you see in front of me is the telescope from

my Dad. It magnifies 60 times.

In the universe, the distances are measured

in light years...

...and with our bare eyes we can see a distance

of 600,000 light years.

And that means that we can in fact see,

600,000 years into the past.

Number 23, you must got to the hospital and deliver the package.

Now, shut up for a while.

Yes, I work as a scooter courier

Number 23, number 23, where the hell are you ?

Come in, number 23!

Did the patient die?

- Where were you, a**hole?

I had to pee.

-I had to send someone else. Don't turn the radio off again!!!

Evelyn...

That was a nice presentation!

- Oh, thank you!

Your dad has a fun hobby !

I would love to see through a real telescope.

Oh this is just a small one.

In the attic, he has a really big one.

I'll ask my parents if you can come and look sometime.

Wow, really?

I'd enjoy that!

Where'd you get that jacket?

- I bought it.

Without discussing it with me first?

- Hey, you're not my mother!

That's not what we agreed, a**hole.

- Ok, get off then!

How do you mean?

-Get off now, this is my bike!

Hey, do you want a ride?

Who's in charge here?

-... but we agreed...

- Who is the boss here?

You...

- Ok, that's good. Lets get out of here.

Crumbs, see the price of these ear rings?

795 Guilders!

Crappy Jewelery.

Hey, look who we have here...

It's our Chicken Bone. What a coincidence.

Lets go get him, then.

- Sure, lets do so.

What do you want from me?

Take a seat, boy.

I must go to my music lesson!

Ah, what a pity

You must go to music school.

What do you play?

Looks to me that you play the violin

I think he plays the bagpipes

wearing one of those skirts.

I bet that there is a violin in this bag.

Ah, look.

That's a weird violin!

Ah, you are really smart.

Look Evert, This boy can read notes!

- You think that's good?

An ape is smarter

They can eat nuts!

Let me see!

My Book!

-Sit down!

- I want my book!

Shut your mouth and listen to me.

We're going to have a nice little conversation.

Number 1. Tell me if you have kept your brave mouth shut.

You're breaking the reed.

Stop that, it's brand new!

- You still haven't answered me!

I'm talking about your Grandma. Has she

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