Dawn of the Felines Page #2

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Really yucky.

What do you do?

Me?

I'm a comedian.

Really.

Yeah, do you like comedy shows?

I hardly watch them.

I see.

Well, I'm not famous at all.

Is that so? You aren't funny?

I am funny, but...

just too many comedians in the biz.

It's tough.

Like anything.

Can I see your tits?

Your tits are cute.

Ow!

Why did you pinch me?

Cute tits make me want to pinch.

I haven't taken a shower.

It doesn't matter.

- Who needs a shower?

- I do.

No, you're fine like this.

I can see everything.

Seeing it all turns me on.

Got a girlfriend?

No girl for me.

Why?

Oh, it's in.

It's in...

accidentally, right?

Kenta, dig in.

It's Gappa! Gappa is angry!

Father, where is Gappa going?

To his family.

Family?

Yes.

Cause people are no good.

Did your mom do this?

Gappa, are you alone?

Dirty Prostitute No.3

Could you just shut up?

Look, I've got to suck some guy off now.

Yeah, it's me all right.

What you said breaks my heart.

What?

Well, you wouldn't see a customer privately

that you didn't care for.

"For those wanting to remove the mosaics..."

He's making money off this?

What's wrong with him? The slug.

I'll flame his ass.

Flame?

I'm not sure how much I can do.

We must teach immoral people like him a lesson.

I hate this kind of guy.

Help yourself to pizza.

Thanks.

By the way, where do you live?

Huh?

I'm homeless.

How come?

It's a long story.

Where do you sleep?

Motels and cybercafes.

You can crash here if you need to.

Why?

Huh?

Why are you being nice to me?

No reason.

Then...

you get a freebie when I stay over.

No.

I'll call your agency for that.

Sorry, I'm late.

You should've called.

He's been waiting for you.

Let's go.

Extra charge.

Could you pay me 3,000 yen?

Here.

Come on.

Bye.

What now?

What's this? Where did you get it?

Don't hit him. I gave it to him.

Mind your own business.

Kenta.

Hey.

Call if you need me again.

Is it good?

Yes, it's delicious.

Don't you have to go home?

My wife's out today.

Are you living alone?

Yes.

Have you ever been married?

I'd rather talk about you than me.

I don't have any children.

So, there isn't much for me to tell.

May I ask one thing?

When did you lose your wife?

Last year.

She got cancer.

She died three months after we found out.

It was like a flash.

I see.

Ow...that hurt.

F***!

Don't sorry me, sh*t for brains!

I'll delete the movies. Please forgive me.

And then what?

Hey.

F***er.

Why should I forgive you?

Do you realize what you've done?

Hey, what's up?

What a turn off.

What are you doing?

You know, a discussion.

Don't let him go!

Sh*t!

If we're in trouble, I'm quitting.

It's nothing.

The secret videos? They're getting flamed.

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