Davy Crockett and the River Pirates Page #3
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a fool out of yourself and get off...
Leave him alone, Crockett,
he's enjoying hisself!
Ain't had so much fun since I slid down
Don't worry, Davy,
we'll beat 'em easy!
Beat 'em?
What's he talking about?
Beat who?
- Me. You got a race on your hands.
- What kind of race?
Keelboats. The Gullywhumper
against the Bertha Mae.
- To New Orleans.
- We can't race you.
I told him, but he wouldn't believe me.
Bet your furs against two barrels
of my Monongahela whiskey.
He knows better.
Took us all winter to get them furs.
My crew's gonna look mighty fancy
in coonskin caps.
Yee-hoo! Ah-ha!
[Davy] George, get down from there!
[Crashing]
[Glass shattering]
[Men laughing]
Hey!
Hey, have a little heart.
That's awful wet!
If you're gonna be a river man,
you gotta get used to water.
I'm awful sorry, Davy.
That won't get us to New Orleans
ahead of Mike Fink.
- Couldn't you say I was foolin'?
- Think he'll let you off that easy?
- I don't reckon. I'll never do it again.
- You better not.
- We've got to find ourselves a crew.
- Not in your condition.
Get back to the boat and
have Cap Cobb put you to bed
while I gather up the gear.
Thank you, Davy.
You're mighty understandin'.
[Indistinct chatter]
Citizens of Maysville,
you are about to witness the start
of an historical event,
which may well be remembered
as the classic contest of all time.
A keelboat race between the intrepid
Davy Crockett of Tennessee...
[all cheer]
And the undefeated Mike Fink,
King of the River!
[Cheering]
- Are the captains ready?
- I'm ready.
I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Hey, Crockett, might as well
give me them furs now.
You ain't won 'em yet.
Well, if I don't, I'll eat my hat,
red feather and all!
One of these days, that big blowhard's
gonna get what's comin' to him.
Take your starting positions.
Stand by!
Stand by!
No, no, no!
Jumpin' catfish! Do like I told ya.
Go forward
so we can walk back.
[Men laugh]
Now, remember, no one starts
until the cannon fires.
[Mike] Get ready.
Get ready, boys.
[Drumroll]
[Cheering]
Listen to the thunder
Hear the winds roar
Hurricane's a'comin'
Board up the door
Load up the cannon
Call out the law
Worstest calamity
That folks ever saw
Girls run and hide
Brave men shiver
I'm Mike Fink
King of the River!
Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer
And a tough old alligator
Oh, he's a bull-nosed bully
And a real depopulator
Oh, what a fightin' devil
He'll spit right in your eye
He's gonna live forever
[low] Born too mean to die
[all laugh]
It ain't no use, Davy.
We just ain't got the hang of it.
We need a song like they've got.
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