David Brent: Life on the Road Page #3
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- 2016
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Ah, you'll see how sensitive
I am to difference.
Get a cab then.
I'll pay you back when you get here.
Because I need you to.
Trust me, it'll be fun.
All right. Call when you get here.
All right, cheers. Bye.
So...
Miriam is going to eat humble pie.
Not the pie she's used to.
I mean, she's slightly overweight
Not hairy pie. She's a lezzer. I mean...
It's like having a 15-year-old kid
in the office, you know?
Your lack of humour warning.
And I find him an irritant. I mean,
normally I just shut my door when I hear him,
because it's just...
It just puts me off my work.
Where am I supposed to be?
I'm just, like, in reception.
Here. I'm down here.
- Flippin' hell.
- Come here.
I was just in a meeting with, uh, Miriam.
It's, uh, my black friend.
So,
that's what I've been...
Mixed race, actually.
My favourite.
His dad was black, his mum was white.
Get over it.
- My dad was white. My mum was black.
- Oh.
Even more different. Her face.
- Let's just not...
- I've been trying to say...
I first met David...
I was rapping in this open mic thing
in a pub in Slough.
It's, you know, where we're both from.
And he came over
and said he wanted to manage me.
You know? I mean, I didn't know
at the time he was a sales rep.
- Is that it?
- Yeah.
- It's the only reason I'm here?
- Yeah.
It's important. You off?
It's just my mate.
Going off on tour.
- Him?
- Yeah.
Okay.
So, yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
in a top-notch recording studio.
- Hello?
- David.
Here we go.
Studio.
I love making demos.
I do it a lot, you know.
It not only gives the record company
an idea of what I can do.
It gives me an idea of what I could do,
and that's the buzz.
Dan. My usual engineer.
Well I've done one session with Dom.
It was meant to be with Dom.
It started off he was kind of
managing me and, um, he was paying
for me to make my demos which was cool.
And then,
suddenly, like,
he wanted to co-write songs
and then before I knew it, he was, like,
doing his own songs and saying,
"Oh, will you do a rap on this,
do a rap on that?"
And now it's like some kind
of Ebony and Ivory, urban sidekick deal.
Okay, I'm gonna cut the bullshit.
- That would be great, yeah.
- I'm head-hunting.
Putting a tour together.
Do you wanna be part of that?
Drive the gang?
On stage sound. Roadie.
- What sort of tour?
- Showcasing the band.
Also hotels, rider.
So it's some work and some food
and somewhere to sleep?
Here we go. Playing hardball. Yeah?
- Are we talking bunse?
- Well we're certainly not talking English.
- What do you earn here?
- That's not the issue.
I'll double it.
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