David Brent: Life on the Road Page #2
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- 2016
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It's good that we've found each other.
He's gonna help me, um, showcase
some of my comedy characters.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Aren't you? Trying to get that done.
Got one character called Lionel Fancy.
Oh hello, my name's Lionel Fancy.
His catchphrase is,
"Chance'd be a fine thing."
- And it works with anything.
- It does. It does.
Just say something to me.
- All right, Lionel? What you up to today?
- No.
Say, um, "All right, Lionel,
I'm just making some dinner.
"Do you want something hot inside you?"
Oh, hello.
All right, Lionel,
I'm just making some dinner.
- Fancy something hot inside you?
- Chance'd be a fine thing.
All right, Lionel,
Don't say that.
I got one, uh, character
called Dopey O'Leary. An Irishman.
Sue me.
more importantly.
Comedy, music, poetry, philosophy,
whatever, you know.
I get inside your head.
Maybe get inside your heart.
I got one character... called Ho Lee Fuk.
- Ooh, no. Ooh, no!
- It's all right. It's not swearing.
That's his name. He's a little Chinaman.
Clever.
Hello, my name's Ho Lee Fuk.
I'm not weird-looking.
You're the weird-looking one.
From the Chinaman's perspective,
at last, I flipped it.
Oh, you fripped it.
He's fripped it.
- This is why we get on. Same level.
- Hang on a second.
Can you f***ing keep it down? Yeah.
Can you keep it down?
- David? Can I have a word?
- Huh? Yeah.
What you want? What you want? Sirry rady.
I'm sure you didn't mean
to cause offence, David.
But, as you know, we have to consider
everyone's feelings in the workplace.
Yeah. Correctamundo.
You're happy to propagate
a stereotype of Irish people
being educationally subnormal
or gay people being ridiculously camp?
Well, I never actually specify
whether he is a homosexual or not.
So that's in your mind.
What about telling sexist jokes to women?
Oh, you're saying I should only
tell them to men? Sexist.
No. I'm saying
you shouldn't tell sexist jokes at all.
Oh, okay.
- You said something about bras?
- Yeah, just harmless fun.
Go on.
What's the definition of a glass bra?
Smash and grab. Honk, honk.
Okay. Well, violence against women
Where's the violence?
You're smashing a woman's bra,
and then you're grabbing her breasts.
Not literally. In a joke.
And the violence isn't the funny bit.
What is the funny bit, David?
Um, honk, honk.
Funny noise, funny organs.
So...
Well, I don't think it warrants
any formal disciplinary action.
- Shame.
- Uh...
- It can be arranged.
- Oh.
- But as I said, be aware...
- Hmm? I will.
...and sensitive to difference.
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