David Page #2

l'll also have to leave.

My ride is here.

See you.

Hey, Suzie,

l'll become a famous musician.

l'll get you married in Dubai.

And will send donation

to Father Noel every month.

why do you insist on

getting me married in Dubai?

Sheikhs there really

like beauties like you.

l got lucky today!

l've hit the jackpot!

Damn man! ''Here comes Peter!''

Hey, Roderick!

Just a minute. Just a minute.

Excuse me.

Just a minute. Just a minute.

How much?

You want the first catch?

Then go to the vegetable market.

You shouldn't come to Peter.

Here you go. Be happy.

How much?

This won't suffice. Everyday..

For 100 bucks all

you'll get is its photo.

You can fry it. want some?

David!

Merry Christmas, David!

David!

David!

Christmas comes once a year.

Today is my Christmas!

Then l'm Santa Clause today.

Now you just wait and watch,

from the next month..

Quantity will double

and profit, triple.

How?

Look, whatever we make

we give 80% of it as boat rent.

So what are we left with?

Nada.

Now we'll have our own boat, David.

How?

l'm getting married.

How? with whom?

You know the guy

in our village? Almeda.

You are getting married to him?

No. His daughter.

Oh yes.

But she is dumb and deaf.

And your wife is characterless.

Have l ever objected it?

what?

She is mute. lt's perfect for me.

what do l do everyday?

l get drunk and get

into a fight everyday.

A normal girl will nag me to death.

Yes, of course.

- She won't say a word.

She is mute.

lf she won't say anything,

l won't hear anything.

lf l won't hear anything,

l won't get irritated.

lf l don't get irritated then

my health and mood will stay sexy!

But both, her incoming

and outgoing are not working.

Half-blind aunt,

talk sense into your son.

A**hole, l'll kill you right away!

Bloody talking nonsense!

You know what you are doing, right?

l'm getting a boat in dowry.

Peter, better keep

your wife in check.

Otherwise, she, too,

will run away like David's wife did.

Briganza,

want some general knowledge?

Your sister has 12 moles on her body.

Eight have been seen by the

entire village, even your friends.

There are three which

only she can see.

And there is one which

only l can see, exclusively.

Do you want me to tell

you where it is, you scoundrel?

Peter!

Forget it.

Forget it.

Peter, you're getting married, right?

Better keep your wife tied down.

Otherwise, looking at this ill-omened

chap, she, too, will run away.

Briganza..

All this has happened

because of you. Shut up.

what did you just say?

l said, Peter,

you're getting married..

Hey, you hit my mother!

''Maria's father is a cheater..''

Mom!

what is it, mom?

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