Dating My Mother Page #2
your head and neck,
and there are no hinges
You can flip it over
for dips too.
[TV continues indistinctly]
[thuds]
- Mom?
- Shh.
I don't want the dogs
to know I'm here.
I can't believe you just leave
them down there in the basement.
[Joan] You're allergic.
[Danny] Only sometimes.
And they pee everywhere.
How was your morning?
[Danny] Thrilling.
Did you get any writing done?
[Danny] Not really.
I'm feeling kind of uninspired.
Feel like I need to get
into a routine or something.
[Joan]
That's an idea.
I cut Michelle's hair today.
She says they're looking
for people.
[Danny] Great.
I mean, you need to find
a way to make money.
I don't really remember
to be honest.
And I have a job.
You do?
[Danny] Yes.
I'm just waiting for someone
to pay me to do it.
Well, maybe if you spent
more time writing
and less time in front
of the boob tube.
[sighs, mutters] Okay.
Sit here.
[continues indistinctly]
[woman]
Hey, how are you?
[Michelle]
Daniel.
- No phones at the front desk.
- Right.
Sorry.
[chuckles]
Shelve these for me.
[sighs]
[phone beeps]
- [man] Hey.
- Hi.
How can I help you?
- [shrieks]
- [phone clatters]
[girl giggles]
Sorry.
[sighs]
[muffled chattering]
I've been told that one of the
biggest weaknesses that I have
is that I can be, um,
sometimes too polite which is...
uh, great...
for the...
uh, sorry, for the workplace.
It's just like
a part-time thing.
Uh, just living that
high school aesthetic
till I can, like,
afford to exist.
Ah, I feel you.
My mom and the librarian
go way back, so...
Yeah, I've been interviewing
for weeks.
Oh. Right. Hence the blazer.
I hate Skype interviews,
they're so awkward.
I'm better in the room,
you know?
Totes.
Uh, hey, I don't think
I have your number anymore.
Oh, yeah, um...
Oh.
[gasps]
[cooing]
Come here! Come here,
come here, come here.
[sneezes]
- [Lisa laughing]
- He's cute.
I don't mind
the Bermuda shorts.
- Hey, Lisa.
- Hey, honey.
What are you guys doing?
We are trying
to find your mother
a proper male escort.
- [Lisa giggling]
- Oh, my God.
She's a stalker.
She's literally found
their addresses.
Mm-hmm. Everything.
Their measurements...
[Danny] I don't doubt it.
[Joan]
Wait. Oh!
Now, he's cute.
He is foxy.
[Lisa]
Look, Joanie.
And he's a CEO.
- How do you know that?
- Hello.
Psychic and LinkedIn.
It's right there.
[Lisa]
Wait. Hold on. Let me just...
Oh, my God.
Is that his Facebook page?
Mm-hmm. And that's his...
wife? No, daughter.
Oh, God. I'm out.
No, honey, stay with us.
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