Date with Love Page #3

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or something.

Cute?

Alex, this kid

is exactly what we need!

Paige!

I'm not going

to this kid's high school dance.

I didn't even go to my own prom!

Think about the publicity.

"Hollywood star attends prom

with boy from the Internet."

It's halfway

across the country!

Exactly.

It's the perfect way for you

to reconnect with your public!

Vanessa hudgens did it,

Taylor swift did it,

and they got

some serious press.

It's going

to make me look desperate.

Well, no offense, Alex,

but ever since your performance

on the red carpet,

offers haven't exactly

been rolling in.

The answer is no.

Oh, ho!

Look at that.

It's my agent,

probably calling

with an offer for my next movie.

Hey, Eddie.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm?

Okay, well, thank you.

I'll just have

to think about it.

Talk to you later!

So, was it an offer?

Yes, actually...

A commercial...

For dog food.

Oh...

Where does that kid live?

Mom, I told you,

I'm going gluten-free.

It helps me focus

in class.

I'll remember that.

So? Anything?

I broke a million hits

last night.

But?

Still no response from her.

Honey, has it occurred to you

that Alex Allen is a very busy

Hollywood movie star,

and she doesn't have time

to look

at every single thing

that someone posts about her

on the Internet?

Mom's right, you know.

She's a somebody,

and you,

you're basically a nobody.

Thanks.

Devyn...

Just trying

to keep things real.

If you ask me, this whole thing

has been a waste of time.

Now, if you had

monetized the site,

made it pay per view...

I'm not trying to make money

from this, Devyn.

I just wanted

a date to the prom.

Oh, I'll get it!

Who's Heidi

going with?

Oh, she's not.

She says it's an archaic ritual

designed to force us

to conform to...

Something.

I worry about Heidi.

Good morning!

Who was it, Devyn?

Help me clean up.

Mom, fix your hair.

David, wipe the milk

off your chin.

Are you really wearing that?

You look like a child!

Why? What's going on?

Alex Allen

is at the front door.

Are you sure this

is the right place?

This is the address.

Told you we should

have called ahead.

And take away

the element of surprise?

That's what we want.

That's how things

on the Internet go viral, Alex.

Real reactions

from real people.

Hi! Uh, I'm...

Alex Allen!

And you must be David.

I'm David.

Well, this is

my publicist and manager,

Paige Sumner.

Hi, David.

It's nice to meet you.

Good, and you?

I'm the witty but adorable

younger sister, Devyn,

and this is our mother,

the warm and caring Catherine.

I'm Catherine.

How do you do?

Well, you're

Alex Allen.

I guess you do just fine!

Okay!

Uh, well, anyway,

David, I obviously saw

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