Date with an Angel Page #3

Maybe we can come back later.

No!

No! Wait, guys!

Where is it? Where's what?

I don't know. What?

Holmes, the bedroom.

Bravo, Watson.

The game is afoot.

I don't get it.

Neither do I.

I mean, what did you jerks

expect to find, huh?

You think that, um...

ha ha ha! Yes!

No, no, no, no. It's not what

you think it is, George.

Welcome home.

It's really, really important that

you listen to me right now, ok?

Our little stud souffle went

on a love frenzy last night.

It's not what you...

will you stop it?

George, please, it's really important

you listen to me right now, ok?

You're about to see something

that is simply gonna amaze you.

We know that's not

Patty, right, guys?

George, please.

I don't know whether I should go for

the year's supply of canned ham

or what's behind

curtain number 3.

George, I'm begging you.

It's important.

Curtain number 3. Canned ham.

Bob, I'm going for the curtain.

Yeah! Open that curtain! No!

Who is she?

I guess that's an angel.

Angel who?

Aah!

Just an angel.

Have not got time for this.

We got to get back there.

We never should've

left her alone.

You'll feel better after we

get you something to eat.

Rex, decoy.

George:
Big Jim, eat, eat.

You need all your strength

for the scam that...

Hi.

So, how you doing?

Fine. Yeah?

I'm excited, guys. This

doesn't happen every day.

This is big, don.

Grab those

peanut butter cookies for Rex.

Now listen. What do we know

about trademark and copyrights?

I'll call Wertheimer.

Wertheimer? Wertheimer?

He went to law school.

The thing about this, guys, is,

we have to move rapid, quick.

Once that wing

heals, she's gone.

I just want to make sure

we don't get ripped off.

Ripped off? We own

an angel, guys.

We do not own an angel.

Revenue deluxe...

motion pictures,

concert appearances...

I'm thinking out

loud here... radio,

record albums, television,

miniseries, man...

"angel, the ninth

wonder of the world."

I'm not gonna turn her into

some kind of sideshow freak.

I didn't even think

about sideshows.

Jim... Look. She's hurt, ok?

She's got to be cared for.

We got to find somebody...

hey, what's up? You're

supposed to be on decoy.

Yeah, well, she's on

the phone lining up

a couple of hot ones

for us tonight.

I can't believe I'm wasting

time with you maniacs.

I got to get back. I never should've

left her alone in the first place.

George, pay for this stuff.

If your family needs money... no!

Ever since the second grade, we've

done everything you wanted to

because up until now,

we haven't hurt anybody.

Think about it, George.

She's an angel.

She doesn't belong in a circus,

so if you don't want to help

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