Date and Switch Page #2
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- Oh, my God. That's a great plan.
Yeah.
- Isn't your dad gonna see this?
- He's a pussycat. He'll love it.
And he's got a new girlfriend now,
so he's a happy boy.
All right, man, um....
I'm gonna head out, but I will see you
tomorrow at band practice.
- All right, dude.
- All right.
Hey, you wanna go for a drive?
Um, I was just gonna go to sleep
after finishing this pair of tits.
No, eh, um, we should definitely
go for a drive.
- Yo, is something wrong, dude?
- No.
Just going for a drive.
All right, listen, man.
All this talking we've been doing...
...like, about sex and the future and, like,
the rest of our lives and all that sh*t...
...has got me feeling a little guilty.
- Why?
- Look, you're my best friend.
- You know that.
- Heh.
And so, I owe this to you.
Yeah, man. What is it?
I'm a gay dude.
What?
I'm a gay dude.
Like, I'm a gay?
Like "gay" gay?
Like, "d*cks and butts" gay?
Or like, "retarded" gay...
...like,
"Man, Nicolas Cage movies are gay"?
No, like, "I'm a dude
who's attracted to other dudes" gay.
- What? No, you're just a dude.
- No, exactly. A gay dude.
I mean, f***,
you're all out of shape and sh*t.
Oh, really?
Yeah, no, dude, I f***ing know.
Look, I'm not into curtains,
a deep V-neck T-shirt, but I am gay.
When did you first realize this?
Like, is this a recent development?
No. F*** no.
You remember when we were kids,
6 or 7 years old...
...we used to give that guy sandwiches
through the fence at school?
Yeah, yeah.
That guy was a homeless guy.
Yeah, and I kind of had a crush on him.
- You were gay for the homeless guy?
- He was ruggedly handsome.
You wanted to f*** a hobo when
you were 7, that's what you're telling me?
That's what I'm telling you.
I wanted to feel the touch
of his dirty hobo hands.
This is crazy.
I mean, you've dated more girls
than I have.
That's more of a you problem.
You tell Em?
Did you tell her before you told me?
Yeah. Yeah.
Look, dude, she's super cool.
I don't wanna f*** up her life
with unnecessary falsehoods.
Wow, f***.
- You're a gay dude.
- Yeah.
- I'm a gay dude.
- Are you sure?
Know what? I'll think about it for
another 18 years and I'll get back to you.
- Yes, I'm sure.
- All right.
Well, sh*t, the whole brownie
thing's out the window.
- No.
- Probably wouldn't have broken up...
...with Ava without our whole big plan.
She's hot.
Yeah, and so out of your league.
Dude, have you seen her b*obs
and her stomach area?
Like, her stomach
is almost as hot as her b*obs.
Right? Can you even
Yeah. Yeah, I mean,
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