Dark Ride Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 94 min
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thing you ever gave me,
Big Daddy.
And it's Liz.
Ow!
You got AAA
for this dump?
Seriously,
you guys, don't talk sh*t...
(kisses)
About my baby.
They didn't mean it.
The '70s called.
They want your baby back.
That is so funny.
He's creative.
He's like
the kissing bandit.
Bill, thanks
for the invite, man.
Should be a lot of fun.
Yeah, no, I'm just happy
to be invited.
Boy's gonna get him
some tail.
- My boy's gonna get him some tail.
- (car horn honks)
Come on, stop it!
Wouldn't hurt a cripple.
Hello,
"Midnight Cowboy."
John Schlesinger,
you know?
Jon Voigt, Joe Buck.
Guys, it's a classic.
It's the first and only
X-rated film ever to win an Oscar
for Best Picture.
Who are you people?
- Get in.
I love the shag.
I love the shag.
All right, let's hit the road, kids.
Everybody buckle up.
? Making change?
? In factions...?
? Yeah, the kids?
? Are all right...?
? It's a scene
every night...?
? If the best is really
yet to come?
? We'd all stay?
? Longer?
? And all the seasons
that we ran?
? Too quickly through?
? Have passed...?
I guess
it's a self-serve.
Sure this place is open?
Well, all the lights
are on, so yes, I do.
Steve:
Maybe the guy'staking a sh*t.
Jim:
Must be Free Gas Friday.
No, come on, guys.
Don't screw around.
Steve:
Just go checkaround in the office.
Bill:
Hello.Hello.
Hi. How are you doing?
'78, that's a good year.
"Deer Hunter"
won Best Picture.
Guess you didn't happen
to catch that one.
Yeah, it had this incredible
Russian roulette scene.
(yells in Vietnamese)
Nicky! Nicky!
Know of any good places
to eat around here?
Okay,
have a good night.
The old guy in the back,
he didn't say a word to me.
You guys figure it out.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude, your boy
can't even handle
- the gas-station attendant.
- He's working on it.
(high-pitched)
Hello.
Yo.
- Just drop some cash and let's jet.
- Dude, all I have are $20s.
- Not happening.
- (urinating)
"No matter how much
you shake or dance,
the last drop ends up
on your pants."
Poetic but true.
(whistle call)
It's the vanishing man.
(laughs)
- What?
- Uh...
You think I have
another shot with Liz?
Okay, where'd this guy go?
Hey, excuse me.
Who do I have to blow
around here to pay
for some gas
and get out of here?
That'll be $16 even. Here's a coupon
for your friend out there.
He mentioned he'd like
to get some grub.
Stuckey Ribs is the best
in the area.
This'll save you $2.50
on every entree.
Thank you. That's very
helpful of you.
Now about that blowj*b...
(laughs)
Jim tried to give
an old guy a blowj*b.
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