Dara O Briain: Craic Dealer

Synopsis: Stand-up comedian Dara O Briain at full speed in Edinburgh.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Poole
 
IMDB:
7.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
95 min
34 Views

they went out to watch their annual firework display...

LAUGHTER:

And what a fabulous evening it was for the people of Oban.

Glorious, almost flawless.

Almost without one teeny-tiny technical error.

Hardly worth even...

The entire fireworks went off at the same time.

A massive explosion - the entire sky erupting in an...

Those who haven't seen it - Google it and YouTube - it is fucking epic.

LAUGHTER:

The sky erupting in colour as the people of a small Scottish town

cling to their children as they're being blown back by the velocity.

"No-o-o!

"We're going into hyperspace."

47 seconds of the greatest firework display in history.

Immediately followed by 30 seconds of silence...

..and then a voice goes, "You can all go home now."

LAUGHTER:

Oh, if you could just create that kind of moment, it would be fantastic.

There will be moments we create. There will be things that are random

and different as they are in any given show.

Some rules of engagement, for example.

I will be speaking at this speed for most of the show.

This is an Irish thing.

I'll be saying "f*ck" and "feck" a bit, right.

Go with me on that. There's one really bad word a little bit

later in the show - keep an eye out for that.

And I'll be doing... Are there any other Irish in, by the way?

- SOME PEOPLE CHEER

- A few Irish.

There'll be more of that as the years go by, there'll be more

Irish appearing here in the UK

because things are a little tough at the moment in Ireland and...

- You sent us a bail out - thanks for that.

- LAUGHTER

We were supposed to spend it on whisky,

Welsh lamb and Kit Kats and we thought, "Screw that.

"We'll just spend it on tickets to go and live in the UK."

Keep an eye out for the new Irish - soft hands, soft,

we've been working with IT hands.

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