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and he is doing something weird.

He just doesn't know

what to do with himself.

- I know it sounds cruel.

- No, go on.

Well, things are really

taking off for me.

You know...

you want to know what?

Danny...

Well, Danny's a cement man.

He'll never be anything

but a cement man.

Oh, I'm not saying

he is dull or anything but...

...he's one of the little people.

You know what I mean?

Hi, Danny.

- Trudy here?

- You just missed her.

- She just stepped out with...

- Sandy, do you have a listing.

...for that house down on

the waterfront, you know the old...

I thought you had

to go away this week.

Right, right,

I was supposed to go away...

...but... well, it was a bit

of an emergency, Danny.

- My brother had...

- I thought it was your sister.

No, it was my brother.

She's all right now.

It was a bloody awful thing, Danny.

It was a very close call. Danny!

It's the kind of prose... I don't

want to use names like Dylan Thomas.

Sandy Upman...

- Sandy! Up the mighty Saints

- You know it, buddy.

You see his bum crack

was showing?

Hey, what're you waiting for?

Come on!

What are you looking at?

Polka dots.

I went by your office today.

I was gonna surprise you for lunch.

I saw Ray there.

You know what?

He's been there all week.

No, he didn't, he just got back,

just this morning.

He got back early.

He went to his sister's...

I don't think Ray even has a sister.

What's going on?

Oh, nothing is going on!

- What's all this business about...

- Okay, I lied.

But only because I didn't want to go

on some stupid camping trip.

- So we could have gone on holiday?

- Yeah, sure.

We could have gone and sat

in a leaky tent for two weeks.

What kind of a holiday

is that, Danny?

I thought you wanted

to go camping.

Well... No.

But we've been planning it all year.

I told you to go ahead

and go by yourself.

Yeah, well maybe I will.

Fine. What?

So now you're gonna go!

And what do I tell all our friends

we've invited to the barbie?

What barbie?

This weekend,

the long weekend.

It's your barbie!

I'm standing here.

On the ground.

The sky above

won't fall down...

- Thanks, Clair.

- Okay, see you.

Don't change for you.

Don't change a thing

for me.

Yeah... Right.

- Hi!

- Hi.

- Come in. I'll take this.

- Hi, how you doing?

- So how was lunch?

- Shh.

Hey, hey!

Oy, oy.

- I love that top.

- Hey, what's up?

I've got something to show you.

- What?

- Yeah, right...

Oh, yeah.

What do they do?

Then after lunch, he said...

"Why don't we go for drive?"

And I said, "Okay. "

And we ended up in Avalon.

- Avalon?

- Uh-huh.

And get this...

we went for a walk on the beach.

- No way!

- Mm-hmm.

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