Dangerous When Wet Page #3
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- I wouldn't do that.
The mosquitoes might change
their target.
Who's afraid of a few little mosquitoes
anyway?
What's he doing now?
- He turned off the light.
- Well.
I don't trust him.
His ears are too far apart.
Oh, relax, Pa. If he starts getting fresh,
she'll put him flat on his back.
It's a wonderful night for romance.
It's spring. The mating season.
Youth calls to youth. Don't you hear it?
Oh, that's not spring.
That's our best milker.
She's got lump jaw.
There's one on your neck.
- She slapped him, huh?
- No, he slapped himself.
I told you he was peculiar.
Got it.
Wow, look at that wingspread.
- Good night, young fella.
- Hi, Pops.
Say, I brought your Liquapep.
Makes you strong.
- Great for what ails you.
I got my hair, all my teeth, I hear fine
and I don't need glasses.
All right, then, take it for laughs.
- Makes you strong, huh?
- Like a bull.
The cows will hear you.
No, I'm not kidding. Look, feel, go on.
My, what biceps. Feel, Pa.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Come on. Grab hold.
Oh, no, Pop, you're not
as young as you used to be.
- Come on, grab my arm.
- You're liable to sprain yourself.
No, no, go on, humor him, Mr. Webbe.
Go on.
All right, but I wish he wouldn't. Murder.
- You all set, Pop?
- Yeah.
- Morning.
- Morning, son. How's the arm?
Fine, what else? I soaked it in Liquapep.
Good morning.
- You ought to work on your pectoralis.
- I'll do that.
Say, isn't she coming out?
No, she hasn't been practicing lately.
Katy's got to make up the laps
she missed yesterday. Morning.
Morning. She's done maybe 40 already.
- How long does this go on?
- Oh, sometimes hours.
We're all pretty strong swimmers.
Say, maybe you saw the clipping about us
last year in the Pine Cone Bugle.
"Pine...?" No, I guess I missed that.
Tell him about it, Pa.
Well, we swam
the Winapoochet River lengthwise.
And a windy day too.
Winapoochet River, huh? Well, well.
Yep, was quite a swim.
Katy won, she's the best.
But we all finished.
We were sponsored
by the Feed and Grain Store.
They sold a lot of chicken mash
after that swim.
Yeah, she could sell anything.
Hey, how far was that?
Well, from Jepsons Corners...
How far would you say, Ma?
Oh, about 14 miles.
- Fourteen miles.
- Fourteen...
- Could she swim maybe 20 miles?
- She could if she was going someplace.
- Why?
- I was thinking. Could I use your telephone?
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
Hey, Katy, you can come out now.
He's gone.
It'll be the biggest stunt
since Washington crossed the Delaware.
This Higgins girl's got everything and is she
built. I see her climbing out of the water...
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