Dance Flick Page #3

Synopsis: Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Music
Director(s): Damien Dante Wayans
Production: Paramount Studios
 
IMDB:
3.5
Metacritic:
40
Rotten Tomatoes:
18%
PG-13
Year:
2009
83 min
$25,615,792
Website
760 Views


Yo, I'm about to go to the bank, man.

- Cool. You're gonna make a deposit?

- Nah. Withdrawal.

Tell your mom I'll be by later

for some pie.

Okay.

Ray? I ain't gonna beat around the bush

with you.

You blind, son.

Ain't no easy way to say

you're a blind little bastard.

I know, Mamma.

Ain't nobody gonna have pity on you

'cause you blind.

Now, wipe them tears.

These ain't tears, Mamma.

These is eye boogers.

Then blow your eyes!

Now, I done showed you

how to do things once.

But now you're on your own.

But you remember, you blind, not stupid.

Okay, Mamma.

Just get out the car, you stupid, blind

son-of-a-b*tch!

- Ray?

- Yes, Mamma?

You know how many steps it takes

to get to the school, right?

Yes, Mamma. I also remember

how many licks it takes...

...to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

- Just take your stupid, blind ass on.

- Yes, Mamma.

One, two, three!

Now, contrary to rumor, my door is

always open, from 5:00 to 5:05 p. m.

At which point

I usually take my three-hour lunch.

So, if you miss me, you can catch me

every other Tuesday...

...of every other leap year,

from 4:
45 a. m. To 4:47 a. m.

So just know I'm here to give you kids

some guidance.

Bobby! What are you doing writing

on that wall with a marker?

Use this spray paint. Don't you want

people to be able to see your work?

- Oh, yeah, let me try that.

- Damn fool.

Come on, blondie, pick up the pace.

I'm getting my wig rotated at 11:00.

Johnny! Take that condom off!

You know you can't feel anything

with it on!

- You right.

- These damn kids today...

...don't even know how to get low.

Okay, here we are. Here's your locker

and here's your combination.

Now, do you have

any questions or concerns?

Well, I do have a few concerns.

It's kind of a pressing matter...

...but I know you don't have much time.

She's good.

Jimmy Hopper, please come

to the principal's office. Jimmy Hopper.

Girl, don't be leaving your bag on the

floor. It's like giving it to charity.

- Hi, I'm Charity.

- I'm Megan.

- Are you a dancer?

- I used to be.

Yeah, me, too. Until I had my baby.

Get busy! Go, Charity! Get busy!

Go, Charity! Get busy! Go, Charity!

Get busy! Go, Charity! Get busy!

Go, Charity! Go! Go! Go!

Oh, my God!

You bring your baby to school with you?

Hell, yeah! I am a good mother, okay?

You can't just be leaving your baby

with anybody.

These nannies be beating

on your children like LAPD.

I keep him with me because that way

I know that he is safe and sound.

You know what I'm talking about?

You can't just be leaving your kid

with anybody.

These people out here be crazy,

neglecting their children. Okay.

All right, boo boo, you remember

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Keenen Ivory Wayans

Keenen Ivory Desuma Wayans, Sr. (born June 8, 1958) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, and a member of the Wayans family of entertainers. He first came to prominence as the host and the creator of the 1990–1994 Fox sketch comedy series In Living Color. He has produced, directed and/or written a large number of films, starting with Hollywood Shuffle, which he co-wrote, in 1987. A majority of these films have included him and one or more of his brothers and sisters in the cast. One of these films, Scary Movie (2000), which Wayans directed, was the highest-grossing movie ever directed by an African American until it was surpassed by Tim Story's Fantastic Four in 2005. From 1997 to 1998, he hosted the talk show The Keenen Ivory Wayans Show. Most recently, he was a judge for the eighth season of Last Comic Standing. more…

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