Dance Camp Page #3

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but the word on the street is,

is the kids

like to call him Jeb.

Hey, Jebby, why don't you

hop on down

and see your bunkmate Hunter?

What did I say

about playing games?

Have fun, boys.

You're my new bunkmate?

Hi.

Before you say anything,

I need you to fill out this.

This is a bunkmate

questionnaire.

So it's got

your medical history,

preferred bedtime,

the way you like your s'mores,

dietary needs...

Yeah, no.

I'm not gonna

fill this out.

Ballsy,

coming in hot.

I like that,

I like you.

What is this, like,

your first camp or something?

My gosh, is it?

Yeah.

Yeah?

My gosh.

Well, it looks like we got

a noob situation over here.

Boys!

Hey, hey, no, I'm actually

not here to dance.

I know.

I can read it

all over your face.

You got classic noob face.

Face of a noob,

noob face.

Face of a noob

is what you've got.

-Okay, all right.

-Yeah.

Well, let me

break it down for you.

The bunkmate relationship

is the cornerstone

of a positive

camp experience.

We got to know each other

better than we know ourselves,

upside-down

and inside-out.

Yeah, I definitely

don't want to know you

inside-out

or upside-down.

Well, I've already

filled mine out,

so you're gonna.

And, hey, listen.

Don't worry,

I got your back.

I'm what they call

a camp pro.

I start out every summer

at astronaut camp

until it's... tchk... over.

Then I'm off to math camp

and SAT prep camp.

Then it's to Jewish camp,

though I'm only half-Jewish,

so they only let me go

for half the time.

After aeronautics camp,

I would usually

go to robotics camp,

but until

the technology's there,

it's basically

like glorified K'nex, you know?

Then I went to Phat Camp,

but with a "P-H."

I learned to rap

like the Notorious BGI.

Football camp!

Fantasy football.

But still!

Consumer electronics camp,

video game camp.

By the way,

have you played "DDR?"

Hunter, "DDR,"

"Dance Dance Revolution."

Have we not talked about this?

My gosh,

you're gonna freak.

I have video.

There are these guys

in Russia.

They're the all time

"DDR" champion...

Hunter?

No.

Hello, hello, hello,

dance camp campers.

So excited to see

you all settling in.

It's gonna be a great year

this year.

So most of you

have probably picked

your Legends of Dance teams.

Please...

do not forget to get in touch

with the team captains.

Yeah!

Just...

just cleaning up here,

you know.

Right.

We have rehearsal

in here.

Hunter!

I didn't know

you were on this team.

I'm not.

Cheyenne, this is Hunter.

I heard about him.

He's just doing some type

of community service.

He's not here as a dancer.

So are you saying

that you're into bad boys?

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