Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island Page #5

BANTY ROOSTER:

THAT'S GONNA GET BOOTED

OVER THE HORIZON.

[WHACK CLUNK]

GET OUT AND STAY OUT!

MAN, YOU'RE THE SICKEST.

LIKE, ADIOS, MY FRIEND.

[CLUCKING]

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

CHICKSVILLE!

LET'S SEE IF THESE CHICKS

DIG THE BEAT.

GEE WHIZ WILLIKINS

GOLLY GEE:

I LOVE A GIRL:

AND SHE LOVES ME

LIKE, UH, CLUE ME

THE DOOR, CHICKY.

OOH HEE HEE:

HEE HEE HEE!

HOW ABOUT THAT?

THE PAD'S PATROLLED.

WITH A REAL JAZZY PLAN,

I CAN, UH, LIKE,

STORM THE GATES.

DIG THIS GETUP, MAN.

IT'S THE MOST.

[CLANG CLANG]

SICK, MAN. SICK.

WHAT IN THE NAME

OF JESSE JAMES:

DO YOU SUPPOSE:

THAT IS?

WELL, WHA DO YOU KNOW?

A TINY:

FOUNDLING ROOSTER.

WHY, HE'S AS SMALL

AS THE LITTLE END

OF NOTHING SHARPENED.

DA DA DADDY-O.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

THE LITTLE TYKE:

THINKS I'M HIS DADDY.

I ALWAYS--

I SAY, I ALWAYS

DID WANT A SON.

NOW I GOT ONE.

CRAZY, MAN.

[ROCK MUSIC

PLAYING LOUDLY]

YOO-HOO!

I SAY, YOO-HOO!

WHERE ARE YOU,

SONNY BOY?

OH, SONNY BOY!

UH-OH. FAKE IT.

THE FUZZ.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]

WELL, WHA DO YOU KNOW?

ASLEEP:

IN THE HENHOUSE.

MIGHT AS WELL:

LET HIM SLEEP.

[ROCK MUSIC]

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

[SOFT MUSIC]

YOU ALL RIGHT, SON?

I KEEP HEARING:

THE MOST TERRIFYING

SOUNDS IN THERE.

[ROCK MUSIC]

HMM.

AHA!

[BAWWK]

[BIRDIES CHIRPING]

[KISS]

NEXT.

[KISS]

NEXT.

MAN, YOU'RE

A WEIRDO CHICK.

LOOK, BOY.

I THINK THERE'S

SOME PICTURES:

YOU OUGHT TO SEE.

CRAZY, MAN.

CA-RAZY.

NOW, LET ME KNOW WHEN

I COME TO SOMETHING

THAT INTERESTS YOU.

[BELLS AND WHISTLES]

YAHOO!

WILD!

HA! JUST LIKE

I THOUGHT--

HE'S WACKY OVER FEMALES.

[GIGGLING]

HEY, WAI A MINUTE, BOY.

DON'T BOTHER

WITH THAT CLUCK.

HOW'D YA LIKE

TO MEET A REAL DOLL?

WILD, MAN.

REAL WILD.

O.K. YOU STAND

IN THAT CIRCLE,

AND I'LL SEND HER

THE MESSAGE.

UH-OH.

LOOKS LIKE ONE OF

THAT SILLY DOG'S

BOOBY TRAPS.

HEY, BOY.

HERE SHE COMES NOW.

AIN'T SHE A ANGEL?

LIKE, UH,

LINK US, MAN.

LINK US.

THEN I PRONOUNCE YOU

HUSBAND AND, UH...

WIFE, UH...

OR SOMETHING.

[MUFFLED]

BUT I'M A ROOSTER!

DON'T LET I BUG YA, MAN.

WE CAN' ALL BE PERFECT.

I SAY,

I'VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED.

THAT JIBBERY-TALKIN'

ROOSTER:

NEVER GO HIS COMEUPPANCE.

I WANTS:

MY MONEY BACK.

YES, SIR!

WE'RE HERE TO PLEASE.

HERE'S YOUR PENNY, SIR.

I'M NO SUCKER.

HMM.

SOMEHOW I THINK I'VE BEEN

HORNSWOGGLED AGAIN.

EXCUSE MOI,

MONSIEUR.

IS THIS THE LINE

FOR THE WISHING:

OF THE WELL?

I CAN'T BREATHE!

ONE PENNY, PLEASE.

I WISH TO MAKE A WISH

INTO THE WELL.

OF COURSE, SIR.

HERE.

MONSIEUR WELL,

I WISH TO MAKE THE WISH

FOR A MADEMOISELLE

WHOSE BEAUTY:

SHALL BE SO PURE

AS TO RIVAL:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL AR IN LE LOUVRE.

THAT'LL BE

ONE PENNY, PLEASE.

[SPLASH]

I GRANT YOUR WISH

TO MEET A GIRL:

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