Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island Page #3

OF THE WELL.

AS LONG AS THIS ISLAND

IS MY LAST RESORT,

MAKE IT A NICE RESORT.

YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS

HAVE REACHED MY EARS.

I RELUCTANTLY COMPLY.

THIS SHABBY LITTLE ISLAND

I SHALL TRANSMOGRIFY.

LOOK, BOSS,

A MACKEREL IS HAPPENING.

YOU MEAN A MIRACLE.

S.

HOLY FRIJOLE!

LOOK AT THIS.

IT'S ALL HERE,

JUST LIKE I WISHED IT.

EVEN BETTER!

THERE MUST BE A WAY

FOR A DUCK TO MAKE A BUCK

IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.

HEY, YOU GO A NEW SUIT.

A ZOOT SUIT.

YOUR SUI LOOKS NICE, TOO.

WHO'S YOUR TAILOR?

BY GEORGE, I'VE GOT IT!

WHEN WORD OF:

THIS WISHING WELL

GETS AROUND,

PEOPLE WILL POUR IN

TO HAVE THEIR WISHES

COME TRUE:

AT 500 BUCKS A WISH.

HERE. GET RID

OF THIS MAP.

NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND

THE TREASURE,

WHO NEEDS IT ANYMORE?

HEARKEN CLOSELY:

TO THESE WORDS.

THIS SECRET I MUST TELL.

ONLY HE WHO OWNS THE MAP

IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL.

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS

OFF THAT MAP,

YOU LITTLE SNEAK.

IT'S MINE,

DO YOU HEAR?

MINE! MINE! MINE!

AND SO IS:

THE WHOLE ISLAND!

HEY, WHAT YOU GOING TO

CALL THIS PLACE, BOSS?

WHAT ELSE BUT...

DAFFY DUCK'S

FANTASTIC ISLAND!

LOOK, BOSS!

DE PLANE! DE PLANE!

WHERE? OVER THERE?

S.

I SEE.

THERE IT IS--

THE FIRST OF MANY.

SHALL WE HASTEN:

TO THE DOCK:

AND GREET OUR GUESTS?

S, LET'S DO THAT.

iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

iANDALE PRONTO!

AS THE HOS OF FANTASTIC ISLAND,

LET ME BE THE FIRS TO EXTEND

THE HAND OF HOSPITALITY

AND BID YOU--

[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]

SHEESH!

$500 FOR A PENNY,

FOLKS,

AND CHEAP AT THE PRICE.

YES, SIR, LADIES AND GENTS,

500 BIG ONES

WILL GET YOU A SINGLE,

SOLITARY PENNY.

PLUNK IT INTO THE WELL

AND WATCH YOUR FONDES DREAMS COME TRUE.

MY BOSS,

HE PLENTY SMAR IN THE CABEZA.

YOU BET.

DON'T SHOVE, FOLKS.

THERE'S ENOUGH PENNIES

FOR EVERYBODY.

HAVE YOUR 500 BUCKS

IN YOUR HANDS:

TO SAVE TIME.

HOW MANY, LADY?

OH, HEE HEE HEE!

JUST ONE, PLEASE.

THE 500 FIRST, LADY.

OH, DEARIE ME.

OF COURSE.

I'M SO ABSENT-MINDED.

THERE YOU ARE,

SISTER.

OH, MY GRACIOUS.

I'M ALL OF

A TWITTER.

HELLO, WELL.

HI.

GO AHEAD. TOSS YOUR

STUPID PENNY IN THE WELL

AND MAKE A STUPID WISH.

WELL...HERE GOES.

I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

TO MINISTER TO THE SUFFERINGS

OF HUMANITY.

I WISH I WAS A NURSE.

YOUR WISH:

SHALL BE GRANTED.

GAZE INTO ME AND SEE.

THE NEXT TIME:

THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF,

A NURSE IS WHAT YOU'LL BE.

OH, DEAR.

I'M SO IMPATIEN TO GET TO MY FIRST PATIENT.

[PANTING]

I TAWT...

I TAW...

A PUTTYTAT.

[PANTING]

[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

[CARS HONKING]

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

[HORN HONKING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[CRASH]

GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!

INSTEAD OF ONE,

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING

TO GET THREE.

BAD OLD PUTTYTAT.

GOOD MORNING!

AND HOW ARE MY PATIENTS

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