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informed you of the liens...
...we have against your property.
- Informed?
He just took his little fishy
up the road.
As the business has no clients...
...therefore no discernible
means of income...
...the bank will have no choice
but to foreclose on the property.
- Foreclose?
- Foreclose?
Let me ask you something.
What if this camp could show
discernible means of income?
Continue.
We have run
the Daddy Day Care Center...
...successfully
for the past several years.
Allow us to use the hard-earned trust
that name brings...
...to build in new clientele.
to the bank...
...that we extend the debt
for about a month.
Assuming, of course,
that you can maintain the camp...
...and a client base
of at least 30 children.
We'll have it in tiptop shape
in no time.
Yeah, you got a methane problem,
all right.
Gonna have to have
that baby pumped.
Oh, crap.
Yeah, you said it. Gonna need
...new plumbing, the works.
Cost you about 14.
- Hundred?
- Thousand.
You know what?
We'll buy the kids gas masks.
It's your party, pally,
but that methane is dangerous.
You boys best be careful.
- Phil.
- What? That wasn't me.
Okay, here's your lunch, sweetie.
It's a sugar-free, wheat-free,
gluten-free, tofu nugget.
You have your Sidekick with text,
GPS locator in case you get lost...
...and waterproof sunscreen,
in case it gets sunny...
...while it's still raining.
- Mother, it's day camp.
And home before dinner.
Did you take your Xanax?
I don't wanna go to camp in the rain.
I wanna stay home
watching nudie flicks.
The brochure said there would be sun.
Please behave yourself.
And for the love of God,
try not to make anyone bleed.
Take your Dramamine now
before you get on the bus...
...then later if you ride a horse...
...or anything that bounces
or gently sways.
- What about my Pepto?
- Save that for lunch.
And your Beano,
in case you have a snack.
It's another beautiful woodchuck day.
Promise you'll put those games away
and try to be social this summer.
Die, alien scum, die.
Carl, please don't let the other kids
tease your brother.
What am I? Dr. Phil?
I've got nothing to work with here.
Archibald Lawrence Mapleton?
Call me, Mullet. Business up front,
party in the back, baby.
Juliette Stone?
Present.
Holy Hogwarts.
Watch the merchandise, dude.
- I still got it, huh?
- I can't hear! My ears!
Okay, this is it. Time to give them
a summer they'll never forget.
They won't forget that.
Nature walkers, lotion up.
Okay, Robin Hoods, gather around.
Everybody take a bow.
There you go.
There's enough for everyone.
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