Daddy's Home 2 Page #2

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- Yeah.

Put that hand down.

I've been nothing but nice to that guy,

and he treats me like I abducted his kid.

I'm not doing that.

Why are you messing up

the mood now, all right?

We wanna go tell the kids my great

idea about the Together Christmas.

Wait, how did it become

your idea?

It was your idea, but I named

it Together Christmas.

People of Bikini Bottom...

Hey, guys?

Guys. Listen up,

I got a surprise.

Hello?

- Guys. We got a big surprise!

- A surprise?

- Another pony?

- A trampoline?

You leaving?

Not quite, okay?

But, no, we got something better

than that, okay?

So much better.

It's gonna be great.

Guys, this year, no more back

and forth at Christmas.

- We're not doing the back and forth.

- Nope. I just said that.

- No more back and forth at Christmas.

- No back and forth.

This year, we're gonna spend one

Christmas all together, all of us!

- BOTH:
Yay!

- All of us. A Together Christmas!

- A Together Christmas!

- Can you be quiet?

A Together Christmas

like a normal family!

- Yay!

- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

I'll get it.

Hello?

Grandpa Kurt?

Daddy, Grandpa Kurt wants

to talk to you.

SARA:
No, no, no. Dusty,

I'll just tell him...

No. It's okay, Sara.

Thank you.

Thanks, buddy.

What, Dad?

Yeah, long time.

No, I'm fine. Tomorrow?

- Tomorrow.

- No.

I could probably pick you up,

I guess, but...

- Hey! Psst! Guess what? My folks are coming tomorrow.

- I don't care.

- We can go together.

- You shut up.

Dad, do you want to just text...

Hello?

(SIGHS)

Dusty, listen to me,

I think you're approaching this

with way too much negative energy.

Brad, you don't know what you're

talking about, so shut your fat hole!

- Dusty.

- (SIGHS)

I'm sorry, Braddie.

I'm sorry.

You see what he does to me?

I mean, he's not even here yet, and

he's already ruining Christmas.

- Okay, okay, relax. Relax.

- I can't!

Look, your father hasn't met

the new evolved Dusty.

You're a progressive,

sensitive, child-first parent.

That's exactly the stuff he's gonna

make fun of us for. You'll see.

He's gonna scoff at everything

we do. He's a scoffer, Brad.

Pepe, you have a grown son,

right?

Si.

Why don't you tell Dusty here

how much your son means to you

in this season of good cheer?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

- You see?

- He didn't say nice things

like you think he did, Brad.

Dusty, you're being silly.

I mean, who wouldn't be

impressed with you?

Come on. (GASPS)

Dear God!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

He looks as if he's been

chiseled from Gibraltar itself.

This is gonna come off weird,

Dusty, but he's beautiful.

I want to be his friend so bad.

- Dusty. (CHUCKLES)

- Hey, Pop.

- How was your flight?

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