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Please allow fatty

to become Santa Claus...

...at our residents association

Christmas celebrations

This is a religious activity

And its an art too, right?

Like Kamal Hassan...

After that every year

Lucas became Santa Claus

Watching Lucas grow bigger

his uncle came to a decision

Jos, he is getting to be

too big for this place

lf nothing is done,

we'll turn paupers feeding him

That's also true

This is for all of you to follow

Hereafter he shall be given

only 2 meals a day

And that too only half his usual quantity

lf my little Lucas comes

and asks me food

l will simply give it,

you can get lost!

Go ahead Lucas, have your fill

That's also true

There were no more discussions

about his eating habits after that

Because at Prakash Bhavan

grandma's word was final

As soon as her

daughters-in-law arrived...

...grandma slept during day

and took up night job

Embroiders and cooks

fantastic dishes for fatty

So we named her the knight rider

The name gives you a shiver right!?

She was a diehard

fan of actor Rajinikanth

lf ever l see you here again

l will bury you right where l saw you

She may look a bit rough and tough

but inside she was a darling

Knight rider understood

Lucas like no one else

So he shared with grandma

almost all his sorrows and joys

Thus Fatty grew big and fat

in the shade knight rider provided

ln school he had a girlfriend

Only one

Ann Mary Thadikkaran,

a fat little girl

Knight rider who never

feared snakes and dogs was instilled...

...with fear of death and forced to

take an LlC policy by Joshua and Rani

The LlC agent Thadikkaran couple

whose only daughter was Ann

Pay only 600 for 3 months

You will get a life time of peace

And not to mention

its advantages after death

Here

l saw him sharing his food

for the first time that day

l knew immediately

he was in love

One day he rolled her

into the world of shot putt

Only he could push her on the swing

Lucas you won't tell anyone,

will you?

No l promise

- Upon God?

- God promise

He saved the honor of boys

By not telling anyone

Sunny, Ann Mary wears

a panty with mickey mouse prints

Did you see?

- When?

- When she was on the swing

You rogue fatty

But Ann Lucas love story

did not last long

Rani's dad won

a Bumper prize lottery of 50 lakhs

Without any delay they went

and settled there

Ann Mary also

Fatty was shattered

and broken up into bits

The first depression in his life

That day the background score was given...

...by none other than the one

and only A R Rahman

Just one look and l lost myself

How could l stay away from you?

When one eye lights up with love

Won't the other one will brighten up too?

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