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G-Get it off me, Charlie!

[ Screaming ]

I can't see !

[ Gasping ]

- [ Growling ]

- Oh, no !

- Goldberg ! Goldberg !

- [ Goldberg Screaming ]

- There's a pit bull !

- [ Screaming ] Charlie, where are you ?

[ Charlie ]

Cujo's after you, man!

- [ Growling ]

- I can't see! I can't see! What's that?

- [ Growling Continues ]

- Is that you ?

- [ Growling ]

- [ Screams ]

- [ Charlie Growling ]

- [ Dog Barking ]

- [ Yells ]

- Charlie ! [ Laughs ]

[ Gasping ]

Charlie, it's stuck !

- It's got me !

- [ Charlie ] Put down the hose!

- The hose !

- [ Stammering ]

Welcome. Since its inception in 1 903,

Eden Hall Academy...

has taken great pride in its illustrious

tradition of excellence.

Yet, as we approach

the coming millennium,

we dare not shrink from the specter

of inevitable change.

- [ Whispers ] What did he say ?

- [ Buckley Continues ]

Something about

a shrinking sphincter.

- ""Shrinking sphincter.''

- [ Russ,Julie Chuckling ]

[ Goldberg Screaming ]

Oh, there's cars, Charlie !

[ Continues Screaming ]

Help !

Whoa !

[ Grunts, Sighs ]

[ Goldberg Stammering ]

What do I do, Charlie ?

[ Screaming ]

[ Continues Screaming ]

- Charlie !

- I got ya ! I got ya ! Gotcha !

- [ Charlie ] All right.

- [ Both Screaming, Horn Honks ]

[ Both ]

Bridge !

[ Goldberg, Charlie Grunt ]

- Yeah ! Goldberg ! Yeah !

- Goldberg, don't you ever

do that to me again !

Thus, myself, the board,

Tom Riley

of the alumni association...

and Varsity Coach Wilson, who has led us

to ten consecutive state championships,

[ Students Cheering ]

- [ Charlie ] All right, guys!

- [ Buckley ] we have all made

a change for the future.

- Hey, Averman, I'd wipe my

Rollerblades if I were you !

- So, today, after much debate...

- on both sides, we proudly open our...

- Out of the way ! Coming through !

doors via full scholarships...

to a truly gifted group

of student athletes.

So, will you please join me...

- in giving a big, rousing

Warrior welcome...

- Let's go ! Let's go !

Let's sneak in the back.

All right, let's go.

to the gold medal winners

of theJunior Goodwill Games.

I present to you--

- [ Students Laughing ]

- [ Goldberg ] Hey, get off of me !

[ Laughter Continues ]

- Hi.

- [ Chuckling ]

- We're the Ducks.

- [ Students Laughing Louder ]

[ Laughter Continues ]

[ Charlie ] Hey, check it out.

He knows Wayne Newton.

Charlie, man, this is not

a good start to our year.

Don't worry, Kenny. These prepsters

aren't gonna do anything to us.

Check it out.

Antsville.

Look at 'em go.

Whoa.

[ Buckley ]

You can learn a lot from ants.

These Brazilian fire ants

can teach you a lot...

about successful

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