D.E.B.S. Page #2

...of any assignment you want

after endgame.

-Who's your best friend?

-You are my best friend.

What did I say to you

the very first day of academy?

"That's my bunk, b*tch."

-Okay, after I said that.

-"D.E.B.S. stick together."

Exactly.

We've been through four years

of hell, and now we're top squad.

We're just getting to the good stuff.

So you're not gonna ruin it all

by going to art school.

-Am I right?

-Yes. You are always right.

You need to put it here.

Don't be an idiot for once.

You need to speak

English or French.

"Fringlish" is not a language.

-D.E.B.S. Janet speaking. Over.

-Janet, put her on.

-It's Bobby.

-I don't wanna talk to him.

-She doesn't want to talk to you. Over.

-Bullshit! I need to talk to her.

Copy that.

He really needs to see you.

He should not call her.

It is embarrassing.

Bobby, I told you, it's over.

-Over.

-We've gotta talk.

I'm serious. No.

Amy, we need to talk.

Jesus, Bobby,

what are you doing here?

Think you guys are the only ones

onto Diamond? Everyone's here:

The feds, the CIA.

-Can't believe it.

-This is our stakeout.

Always sticking their heads

in our business. It's unbelievable.

Could you guys excuse us

for a minute?

Why do you have to be

such a jerk about everything?

When my girlfriend breaks

up with me for no reason...

-...l'm a little hostile.

-It's not for no reason.

-Then give me one.

-I just want more.

-More what?

-I don't know.

-What are they saying?

-I'm not gonna spy on them.

You are a spy, dipshit.

-Is there somebody else?

-No. Nobody.

-Because if there's somebody else--

-Look, I just--

-Speak.

-I'm not in love with you.

Well.

I guess nobody's good enough

for Little Miss Perfect Score.

Shut up!

Oh, yeah, you'll be back.

You can do this.

Why is it I can hold the whole world

hostage...

...l'm scared of going on

one blind date?

Because love is harder

than crime.

Okay, now, knock them dead.

But not really.

Sure.

-Are you okay?

-Hey, she's arrived.

Okay, we've got visual.

Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got lost.

It is no problem. I was early.

-I have that sweater.

-What?

I have the sweater

she's wearing, but in taupe.

Really? Where did you get it?

-Target.

-No way.

Silence!

I'll have the Cobb.

And some wine.

-Do you--? Do you want wine?

-Vodka.

Vodka. Please.

Lucy Diamond, she's....

-What?

-Real.

-I never thought I'd see her in person.

-Yeah.

They also have it in teal.

So you're an assassin?

How's that work?

It's mostly freelance.

So you basically, what,

you kill, like, whoever?

Sometimes maim.

-Maiming's more.

-What are they saying?

They are talking about killing

and how to kill and who to kill.

-Oh, God.

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