Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life Page #2

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Come on, baby!

Justin, what are you doing?

I'm going to bed now, okay, mom. | Good night. - Night.

Steven. | Steven, wake up.

What? | - Justin's looking at porn.

Oh, okay. | Good night, hon.

Steven, he's looking | at naked girls on his computer.

And you think that's normal?

Well pretty much. That's what teenage boys do. | They look at pictures of girls with big b*obs.

Should we talk to him?

About what, naked women?

I don't want him | seeing girls like that.

Okay, I'll talk to him. | Good night.

I never said | they had big b*obs!

They always do.

SHALLOW END:

Yeah, that is a sorry excuse | for a swim, and you know it.

Just 'cause you made All State | doesn't mean you stop working hard.

Sorry, coach.

The rest of you | didn't perform any better.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Seriously, what's wrong?

I'm just tired, okay?

Did you read the Kafka?

Yeah, some guy wakes up as a cockroach. | That would suck.

I feel like that sometimes. | - Like a cockroach?

Like how he was part of his family but | it was like he was a different species from them.

Everyone said it was gonna be really boring, | but, I don't know, I found it kind of interesting.

Hello, am I boring you?

No, sorry. | - Forget it.

I mean, no. | I feel like a cockroach, too.

Em, is there a way to check on | which websites somebody's surfing?

Sure. | Check their history file.

Checking up on your kids?

I do not wanna be that kind of mom, but...

Di, the thing is any kid with his | mouse knows how to clear their history.

What's that mean? | - They just erase their tracks.

Okay. | Um, any way around that?

Well, it gets complicated. | I mean,

they block parental controls | that block certain websites.

Man, this Internet is getting scarier.

Honey, you have no idea.

What you listen to?

Oh, Switchfoot again!

Come on. | It beats the stuff you listen to.

What do you mean? | Green Day rules.

Hey, guys, what do you think? | Green Day or Switchfoot?

Switchfoot's for altar boys. | Got to go with Green.

Maybe you'd rather have | lunch with her?

Hey, I'm just saying. | - I know what you're saying.

Wait here! Let me listen | to it one more time, okay?

It's good. | - Yeah, yeah! Praise the lord!

Shut up!

Wow! | - Kill me now.

Why are you this late?

Well, if I'm gonna make San Francisco work, | I have to...!

Are we going?

I'll be in a body bag.

Oh, thank you!

Ohh, ohh! | That feels great.

Ohh, this is why I married you.

Not for love?

For the love of your back rubs.

Please don't stop. | I'll shut up. I'll shut up.

Ohh. Ohh.

So, where are the kids?

Well, Alex went to bed early. | Probably has homework he didn't want to finish.

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