Curse of the Pink Panther Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 109 min
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most qualified to solve the disappearance
of France's greatest detective.
Just over a year ago,
while investigating yet another theft
of the famous diamond, the Pink Panther,
vanish from the face of the earth,
leaving behind one of France's
greatest unsolved mysteries.
Not to mention
the 4,000 francs he owes me.
And now, working on the theory
that the best person to find Clouseau
is someone almost exactly like Clouseau,
Chief Inspector Dreyfus
will program Aldous the computer
with a character profile
of Inspector Clouseau.
That's going to put a hell of a strain
on poor old Aldous.
Obviously, Mr. President,
so as not to limit our choice,
I will omit sex, height, weight,
race, and nationality.
- Ready, Aldous?
- Ready, Charles.
Age... 61.
Senior officer.
I.Q...
Genius.
Specialities...
Judo, kung fu, Okinawan weaponry,
karate expert...
Black belt.
Expert ma... Ma...
Marksman.
Fearless.
Courageous.
A born leader.
Sir.
Is that it, Chief?
Select.
Coming right up.
What is he humming?
It sounds like Moon River...
Backwards!
Chief Inspector Dreyfus
is obviously nervous.
The President and the Commissioner
are waiting tensely
Ladies and gentlemen,
after thoroughly searching the records
of 13,623,055 candidates,
I have come up with your man.
It's a man.
From the 11th Precinct
of the New York City Police Department,
I give you... A little drum roll, please...
Got a light, big boy?
Cliff, broads don't call
guys "big boy" anymore.
Right, Charlie.
I thought you didn't smoke.
I think it kinda goes with the look.
Thanks.
I don't believe it!
That's a nasty cough you got there, lady.
You shouldn't oughtta be smoking.
I lost a contact lens.
What?
I lost a lens.
I'll look for it later.
Can we just do with one?
I can't see without it,
and it cost me 85 bucks!
I'll lend you the money, for God's sake.
Oh, my... I found it.
Get it. Come on, let's go.
Well...
See you later.
He's gonna blow it.
He's gonna blow it.
Stay with him.
Don't forget the guys we're after
put a little old lady in the hospital.
I can't believe the lieutenant
would let a screw-up like Sleigh
work this kind of stakeout.
The lieutenant's been
under a lot of pressure lately.
Yeah? What kind of pressure?
Sleigh.
He's been driving the lieutenant bananas.
end up like the little old lady.
Come on.
To tell you the truth, that thought
Stop! Stop! Back up, back up, back up!
Stop! Stop! Go forward. Go forward.
Now, stop!
Hi there, beautiful.
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