Curse of the Mayans Page #2

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Is everybody sleeping?

Hey, what happened with Manny?

Oh, good.

He's in.

- Sweet.

Yeah, but I'll tell you later.

I'm going to wake up Raul.

Oh, no.

Hey, Dany, you probably

don't want to do that.

He's probably not

decent, you know?

Give him a chance to get ready.

Really?

Yeah.

Come on.

Hey, Raul, wake up.

Oh, sh*t.

I tried to warn you.

You know, she's nothing.

I think it's his cousin anyway.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Do we really need this guy?

Yes, we really need this guy.

Check that one out.

Ooh, that's great.

Hmm?

That's good.

Very cool.

He thinks we're overpaid.

Oh, really.

Do you?

I didn't say that.

Yeah you did.

I didn't say that.

I like Manny.

He's cool.

He's an a**hole.

He's a total a**hole, man.

See?

Hi!

And you are?

This is Dr. Green,

your boss from now on.

Get in the pickup.

Let's get the hell out of here.

- Give me a sec.

Eli's coming.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

who the hell is Eli?

She's my girl, and

wherever I go, she goes too.

But don't worry, she's

an excellent diver.

I trained her myself.

Take it as a--

an extra free diver, my treat.

Listen, whatever your name

is, this is-- we're not here

to have fun, this is serious.

What is exactly his

position in the team.

Let's just say he's an

expensive insurance policy that

you hope you never get to use.

Seat belt.

Why do you got

to steal my thunder?

Why do you got to

steal my thunder, man?

No, go on.

Go on.

Yeah, right.

I wanted to be funny.

Well, I don't know funny.

Why don't you do

like Chris Walken?

I don't--

Like Christopher Walken.

Oh, that sounded like nasty.

Oh, maybe-- maybe you should

learn how to do Manny's voice.

Oh, yeah.

I can try if you'll let me.

That'll probably

turn Danielle on, man.

Oh, f*** you.

F*** you.

Yeah.

This is not happening.

OK, guys, observe

radio silence.

So how long have you been working

with these guys for?

Long enough.

That guy with

the Eli girlfriend

has quite an attitude on him.

Don't worry about him.

He's the best.

No, put that sh*t

out immediately.

Come on.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

Ah, what's Eli doing?

Come on, what the f***?

This is going to be a

shitty vacation if you're

going to be so boring.

This isn't a shitty vacation

because it's not a vacation.

We're not in Progreso anymore.

Come on, give me that sh*t.

Come on.

Come on, Eli, put that sh*t out.

Sh*t!

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Let me have the radio.

Hey, hey, hey.

Wait, Raul.

Wait!

- Wait!

- What's going on?

Keep it cool, baby.

- What's happening?

- It's an ambush.

Don't do it!

Doctor, would you please

tell your bodyguard

that everything's OK here?

Miller, it's cool.

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