Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012 Page #2

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if you want to sit down.

All right.

Thank you very much, ma'am.

About the cactus, yes.

I'd have to think about it.

A little.

Okay, there's no rush.

No, yes, yes.

Your house is very pretty.

I like your cat.

- Yes, it's a cat.

- Yes.

Yes, I really like teddy bears,

anything like that.

That's why I'm carrying

this one around.

He's restless, isn't he?

Yes, don't pay

any attention to him.

He'd like to have

the cactus, but...

And you like the house

and he likes the cactus, no?

Yes.

Can I show you something?

- Sure.

- Look.

The mayor gave it to me,

along with everyone else

who agreed

to present me with an award,

which is why I take

good, good care of it.

- Are you kidding me, man?

- Dude, check it out!

What did she say?

I'd stop too.

Pollo, relax.

Where is my sleeping bag, man?

Right there.

No, a green one.

I don't know.

The thing is that it takes,

like, 12 hours

to cook San Pedro.

Hey, Champa,

tell him to help up.

Here, hand me one.

F***, this guy Jamie is kind

of getting on my nerves, man.

Really?

Yeah, you can tell

he's really f***ing excited,

but whatever, man.

It's the San Pedro.

Just think that he came all

the way to Chile for that thing.

Hey, these tents

are f***ing ancient, man.

They don't even have stakes.

Made a mistake, kissed a snake.

How many doctors will it take?

Hey, hand me that stick.

No, man, I know how

to pitch a tent.

Lel, come on!

Come on, Lel!

No, just say it in Spanish.

Yeah.

What I'm most scared of

are people

that have, like, bad intentions

and not realizing about them.

Thank you.

Man, Champa, please translate.

What the f*** is she saying?

That in 2012,

there's going to be a change,

because it's the end

of the Mayan calendar,

and that her fear, finally,

is that, like,

humanity won't be able

to achieve this change,

which is a total transformation

of man.

The magic pebbles,

do you have them?

Here, Champa.

Your magic pebble.

Thank you.

Do it, p*ssy.

In the throat.

That sh*t was gross.

Did you drink the whole thing?

But do you feel like puking?

No, not yet.

No. I don't know.

It was really gross.

But whatever.

Just get ready

for what's coming later.

Dude, Crystal Hairy

is losing it.

Check it out.

Yeah, but she's just doing

her thing.

It's not the San Pedro.

It's two hours, so...

Let's go, man, please.

Hey, Jamie's kind of pale,

isn't he?

Don't be an idiot, Pilo.

All right, let's not pay

attention to him for a while.

Man, shall we go to the water?

You didn't drink

the San Pedro, Pilo.

No.

F***, you fat-ass, man.

I think I want a beer, man.

What's Pollo doing?

All right. Let's trap Jamie.

Wrap him up, dude.

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