Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012


You're the youngest,

and there's no way

I'm giving up my bed.

What is it'?

No, give it to her, man.

Out the ear?

A dwarf?

- All of it?

- The rest of your life.

All Of it.

Or having a midget chase you

for the rest of your life.

Thank you.

Can you hand me the beer?

We're leaving now.





- Hello, excuse us.

- Hello.

Can I ask you something?


It's that,

we're here with some friends.

We want to drink some San Pedro,

and we wanted to ask you

if you could sell us

that one over there or a piece.


Really? Why not'?

No, because it's mine.


Are you going to drink it,

or what are you going to do?

No, that one is for me.

Yeah, it's for me.

We can pay you good money

for it.

Do you know

where we can find some?

Not around here.

Almost everyone around here

hides them,

at least the few

that have them.

No, I'm not selling.

I'm not selling my cactus, no.

- Darn.

- Nothing.

Nothing, right. Bye.

I'm busy.



Hello, ma'am.

Ma'am, could you sell us

some of your San Pedro?

Not the whole thing.

We can pay a good price for it.

My friend has-impossible?

No, there's no chance you might

sell us a little piece?

Right, okay.

I'm sorry. Thank you.

What if we leave?

Can I have the lighter?


How are you, ma'am?


Good, ma'am, and you?

Good afternoon.

Ma'am, hello.

How are you?

- Hello.

- Hello.

Do you think we could buy

some of your cactus?

Not the whole thing,

but a little piece?

- Please?

- No.

Do you think we could, ma'am?


I'd have to think about it.

Just a little piece?

I'm not sure about this,

but come on in.

You're not in a hurry, are you?

Yes, thank you.

Very pretty. Very pretty.

- Very pretty.

- Yes, yes.

Your house is very pretty.

There are some chairs

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