Critters

Synopsis: A massive ball of furry creatures from another world eat their way through a small mid-western town followed by intergalactic bounty hunters opposed only by militant townspeople.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Stephen Herek
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
PG-13
Year:
1986
86 min
104 Views

I was a prospect, huh?

I wasn't drinking then, was I?

Sure, Charlie, sure.

You were Major League material.

Right.

I had heat.

Then I started

getting these messages...

This is Patrol GXP 1198

calling Alpha Tango Delta.

Come in.

- Over.

- Do you hear that?

Charlie, it's Jeff.

I'm on Route 22.

Come on, lover, pick it up.

- Cut the horseshit, Jeff.

- Ooh, sorry, Harv.

- I didn't know you were in.

- What do you need?

Just signing off

for the night.

So sign off, already.

Uh, Charlie...

why don't you just

go on out to Jay and Helen's?

You don't want

to get fired now.

Oh no.

No, I like my job.

You just forget about

that Martian stuff, okay?

Forget about that.

Yeah, right.

This town's a zoo.

Prepare for holographic

transmission.

In my haste

to get you on your way,

there were a couple of things

I neglected to inform you of.

We are tracing the Crites

to a solar system

where only one planet

supports life... Earth.

Your ship database will contain

adequate information

on the culture

of the planet.

Your transformation

capabilities

should come in

quite handy there.

I trust, however, you will be

less destructive this time,

considering you nearly

destroyed half...

Earth is a culture

of many contrasts.

Their technological

advances have been...

Bring him down,

bring him down!

Okay.

Okay, I'm ready

for that carburetor, Charlie.

Charlie!

Give me the carburetor!

It's 5:
16 at KEAT.

K-Eat in Kansas City.

Okay, 1948.

A Missouri housewife is kidnapped

by six little men with orange heads

on her way to the laundromat.

All right!

Whoo!

What the hell

was that?

Did you see that?

That was the best one we ever did!

Yeah, that was...

that was real good.

Homemade.

Best in the state.

Charlie,

you broke my slingshot.

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