Criminal Minds Season 6: Crime Scene - Devil in the Details Page #3

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a laborer

who hammers and saws

all day would know

how to clean my house.

Yeah, you might be right

about that.

And this has been very,

very hard on me.

I mean, with all this dust just,

it's just floating around.

Just look!

It's everywhere! See?

It's everywhere!

Here, you see it?

I mean, you're a doctor.

You've heard of

environmental illnesses.

- Sure, I've heard of 'em.

- That's, that's why I keep this

basil leaf pinned to my lapel.

It purifies the air.

My naprapath suggested it.

It's been a lifesaver.

Well, I'm very happy to pay for

a professional cleaning service

if you need it.

Whatever the cost.

You give me the bill,

I'll write the check.

I just want you to be happy.

That's very nice of you.

Not at all.

All right,

I should get goin', so...

- Dr. Lang?

- Yeah?

I heard you last night...

...try to scare away

your raccoons.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

That's OK.

I don't sleep much anyway.

- You don't sleep?

- No.

I get a little

every few weeks, but...

...basically

I'm a night creature.

Huh.

Well, I could get you some

samples of Ambien

from the office.

It might help with that.

- Really?

- Yeah.

You know what?

I'll drop 'em in your mailbox

when I get home from work.

Nealy!

Wow, this stuff is burning

the skin of my hand

just touching it!

I doubt a raccoon

is gonna come back here

after he snorts up

a nose full of this.

So... I read online today

about this guy...

...he sticks a barrel

into his grass

and he throws steaks in,

and during the night,

the raccoons, they jump in,

but they can't climb out.

He runs a hose from his garage out

of the tailpipe from his car,

he sticks a lid on

and asphyxiates them.

You know, I really don't feel

like talking about this

five nights a week.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bore you.

We should re-landscape

without sod,

like I keep telling you.

You know, fifteen hundred

square feet of grass

and a new irrigation system

was expensive.

You just don't throw it away.

Please don't use

that tone with me.

I didn't use any tone with you.

OK, don't deny using a tone

when you use a tone.

I'm not crazy, I know

what I just heard.

I didn't call you crazy.

But you implied it,

though, didn't you?

As if I'm not sane enough

to judge your tone of voice.

- Maybe you are crazy.

- Oh, oh, right.

Oh, oh, now the truth

comes out.

- Well, you want to know the truth?

- Yeah, sure, I love the truth.

OK. The truth is,

you are the crazy one, OK?

- Right, yes, of course I am. Yeah.

- With these goddamn raccoons,

you are acting like a complete

f***ing deranged moron.

Now I'm acting like

a f***ing deranged moron?

- Keep your f***ing voice down.

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